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I’m like the Shakespeare classic character if he watched way too much Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, loved Funyuns & didn’t work out. Wannabe artist & learning programmer.
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when do we stop letting the old people run the world?

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Kingdom Hearts . yep

submitted 30 days ago • 8 comments

Oh dang, who's that in the background? Anyways, go see "The Day the Earth Blew Up".

submitted 38 days ago • 28 comments

if there is a god Trump or Elon will die in a plane crash caused by their own incompetence

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

StarFox portraits

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 66 days ago • 772 comments

I miss games that are about 8-20h long and have linear gameplay/stories. Not every game has to be open world and 60+h long😭 I'm so sick of it. If you don't have extensive worldbuilding to fill that world just tell your story in a (semi) linear way 🥲

submitted 66 days ago • 237 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 66 days ago • 597 comments

Definitely the third. I’m screaming mentally.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

time to revisit Metroid Dread

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

Rivet and Kit!

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

You’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark.

submitted 77 days ago • 21 comments

A relevant message always

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

Brisbane, Australia.

submitted 80 days ago • 155 comments

Love this journey.

submitted 79 days ago • 53 comments

And with that any excitment to see this is gone!

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

rkgk

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Firefighter Psyduck is on his way!

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

White Mage Psyduck

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 91 days ago • 63 comments

FUCK YES. May couldn’t come sooner! www.polygon.com/gaming/51242...

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Well, I got my fried chicken 😅 I also somehow got all of the breath of fire and wild arms games on my Miyoo mini+ Wooooooooweeeeeeeee

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone asks if I’m okay but really I just want to play PSOne JRPGs and eat Guatemalan fried chicken…..

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

reminder

submitted 94 days ago • 45 comments

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

submitted 94 days ago • 471 comments

Honestly, I greatly respect American people. Making RedNote viral after TikTok ban is such a juicy "Fuck you" to the government, my god. "Oh you don't like the Chinese app? We gonna use even more Chinese one! Fuck off!" And it worked! Damn.

submitted 94 days ago • 4 comments

The Kickstarter for ONCE UPON A TIME ON THE INTERNET is live!! Help support a documentary about @newgrounds.com ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/con...

submitted 96 days ago • 9 comments

The Kickstarter for ONCE UPON A TIME ON THE INTERNET is live! A whole documentary about Newgrounds! www.kickstarter.com/projects/con...

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

submitted 104 days ago • 2383 comments

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

submitted 104 days ago • 460 comments