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darkxaur.bsky.social
Born to be wild, but the Biological container was too small.
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What no one tells you about the Lego tuxedo cat, is how goddamn terrifying it is half built

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

Just finished up this evening just hanging out in my current base of operations and cooking up a bunch of food and other bits and bobs. Made about 80 million units without leaving home! #NoMansSky

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Sunday vibes.

submitted 19 hours ago • 71 comments

I need to get a new car, mine’s very very old now, but I don’t understand why most modern cars have such terrible rear visibility. Tinted glass and barely any of it. I get it’s all cameras, but don’t drivers want to be able to see out the back of their car too? Am I an old man yelling at clouds :(

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Found in my twatter archive... I have no memory of the context...🤔 @grantkirkhope.bsky.social

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

@robinbeanland.bsky.social 😬

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

gamers,

submitted 15 hours ago • 141 comments

Still 13 days left to back GAMER MOM: THE MOM WHO GAMES for as little as $1! www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

This man was sick with getting his ass kicked disease

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Head Canon proposal: As many Mario characters are named after their species, I would like to suggest that Foreman Spike from Wrecking Crew was orphaned and raised by a tribe of spikes (the green enemies that spit spiked projectiles)

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

This continues to be a very strong shitpost that goes hand-in-hand with the “Look Man He Helped Me Through a Very Tough Time” meme.

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trans ppl already know this.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

PREMIUM PRICE *AND* BATTLE PASS LMAO

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Every friend group has these guys. I’d like to think I’m an Overlord, but I’m probably Vizir.

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

Insane www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

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This means that all the smartphone and computer part exemptions announced yesterday may now be subject to another, different type of tariff. This whole thing is a complete clown show.

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New Video: Sniper Roulette youtu.be/j61QGdNSB8M

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

This is how I'm gonna enter internet arguments from now on

submitted 16 hours ago • 13 comments

Tariffs do not work when your manufacturing base has gone through decades of offshoring and deindustrialization. You need to build a highly educated and skilled workforce, invest in infrastructure, and ramp up public investment. Right now it's protectionism without production.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Animating burning Markiplier because I'm bored

submitted 16 hours ago • 34 comments

film advance error + end of roll tape imprint

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Manifesting even the smallest role in the dub for this. I'll do the sound effects for Funny Valentine's napkin as long as I can say "Hey that's me!"

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Last but not least, these lil chompsters 🐊which one is your fav?

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Here’s the China Minister of Education wiki page compared to the US Secretary of Education wiki page. (You can repeat this comparison for any position and you’ll always see the same result)

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I reviewed Atomfall! A potentially great game hamstrung by decisions that undermine what it specifically tries to be. Also, it caused me very real physical pain. Oh dear! www.thejimquisition.com/post/atomfal...

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

There's still a few more hours for the glorious prophecy to be fulfilled...

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got my first marimo moss balls~ #marimo #marimomossballs

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Open for business. Come get you some!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

Same

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

Body goals

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🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

submitted 2 days ago • 44 comments

they are busy insider trading

submitted 2 days ago • 191 comments

Some businesses now showing the “Trump Tariff Fee” on their bills to customers.

submitted 2 days ago • 395 comments

GAME's head office and warehouse is shutting down, with its fittings, furniture, and equipment now up for auction. (Read more: Eurogamer)

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments