darthbluey.bsky.social
Blue Heeler, Dark Lord of the Sith, and lover of a certain Sith Holocron chew toy.
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I am fine with Elon waiting until he can be the first man to land on the sun.
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Elon is apparently also a worse father than Vader—but that’s another story.
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He’s the kind of thug who is only tough when you’re alone and he’s got ten of his homies.
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He has a particularly clienty vibe. That’s his whole schtick.
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His own pizza boxes betrayed him. It’s a safe bet that infosec is not his strong suit. His appliances probably can’t wait to rat him out.
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Does “screwing America” count as sexual content? Asking for a friend.
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I’d rather plunge a spork into my eye socket than watch this. I’m sure I’ll find the lowlights produced by someone who is paid to endure torture.
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Maybe you can give him a few pointers?
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Probably not…
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So, he’s blind *and* dumb?
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Exposing his own furniture to sexual abuse sounds like a rookie move.
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You can hardly fault Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit when he’s expected to sit in a room that a notorious furniture fucker has access to.
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If you ever needed Brazilian jujitsu in the field, your tactics probably suck.
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Most of those firefighters are rightfully proud of the fact that they’re saving people’s lives and homes. Plus, they now have a path to employment as a firefighter… or POTUS.
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I banned myself from Twitter.