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kenwhite.bsky.social • 64 days ago

Ah, clients.

Andrew Tate says “Come arrest me, you think I don’t wipe my phone every night?”, unaware of the large amount of phone metadata collected every time his mobile connects to cellphone towers. Which tower you connect to, who you call, how long the call lasts, etc etc.

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cjbush88.bsky.social•64 days ago

Tate is the answer to the question “what if we took a sex offender and crossed him with a sovereign citizen?”

dtreth.bsky.social•64 days ago

Isn't that most sovereign citizens?

peanutbd.bsky.social•64 days ago

Insufferable

beomoose.bsky.social•64 days ago

So a Sovereign Citizen, then?

snythe.bsky.social•64 days ago

We need to find whoever asked that question and give them a stern talking-to. Some goddamn irresponsible question-asking, IMO.

sdiver100.bsky.social•63 days ago

That's a perfect description

clawfoot.bsky.social•64 days ago

"Sovereign Offender"
[Chefs kiss👌]

cjbush88.bsky.social•64 days ago

Careful, Alito is going to use that in his next opinion justifying unchecked executive power.

richardroysterlpc.bsky.social•64 days ago

Isn’t that standard operating procedure with them?

seeker8998.bsky.social•64 days ago

How uncommon can that combo possibly be?

rhacodactylus.bsky.social•64 days ago

it's most of the republican party, when you really push them on how beholden to the law they think they are

mykinkisdemocracy.bsky.social•64 days ago

I think the difference is that the Sovereign Citizens don’t need to be pushed, the moment someone so much as makes eye contact w them they start running their mouth, just absolutely spazzing out about being a sovereign citizen. Tate is like that too. The mouth on him is astounding.

cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social•64 days ago

same thing

diegoqueen.bsky.social•64 days ago

thedude--abides.bsky.social•64 days ago

Unfortunately as a public defender those are usually overlapping categories

saohlai.bsky.social•64 days ago

Lol i came here to comment on how often this venn diagram overlaps

shaidorsai.bsky.social•64 days ago

So, a Libertarian?

kbenjaminstone.bsky.social•64 days ago

doesnotcare.lol•64 days ago

I almost made a Venn diagram/libertarian joke and you beat me to it. :)

rationaltexan.bsky.social•64 days ago

cjbush88.bsky.social•64 days ago

…what happens in the red quadrant?

beemangler.bsky.social•64 days ago

Haven't you read 1984?

doesnotcare.lol•64 days ago

*ponders*

First thing that pops in my mind?

“There will be blood”

But I’m PMSing so I may be projecting. (See my previous tweet about chocolate nut butter for breakfast)

(Sorry for TMI. I woke in a mood. See previous comment about PMSing)

🙃

shaidorsai.bsky.social•64 days ago

Stalin roleplay

rationaltexan.bsky.social•64 days ago

Tankies don’t fuck.

ablativmeatshld.bsky.social•64 days ago

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?si=N96RcuiY9BeCnOGj

lizardky.bsky.social•64 days ago

Wait, what about Stalinists?

"The five year plan called for 2.5 orgasms per week for all comrades, with more awarded for exceptional service to the Workers, but the Ministry of Pleasure is claiming there is orgasm hoarding by counter-revolutionaries. Purges are coming. Sadly, no one else is."

shaidorsai.bsky.social•64 days ago

Damn Stalin and his repressiveness. 2.5 orgasms per week? That’s austerity compared to Marx’s call to Seize the Means of Reproduction

jeshk0.bsky.social•64 days ago

“There is no sex in the USSR.”
-an actual quote from a Soviet in the 1980s

vartec.bsky.social•64 days ago

The graphic is correct. Sex was a thing of the degenerate West, not a thing a true Communist should engage in. They even banned sexual education books.

dylpickles626.bsky.social•64 days ago

I think the joke is that people in the top left quadrant just never have sex

chrislabarthe.bsky.social•64 days ago

something something "Admiralty rape"

cjbush88.bsky.social•64 days ago

chrislabarthe.bsky.social•64 days ago

burphel.bsky.social•64 days ago

Didn't he get nabbed based on an Instagram post with a pizza box or something?

Fuckin' assclown.

wundervalegames.bsky.social•64 days ago

Fuck that goblin!

tracysavage.bsky.social•64 days ago

unable to stop staring at his mouth moving like an undulating cnidarian desperately trying to fight the current that is pulling him into the shore

joeinkm.bsky.social•64 days ago

Your honor I object! When I hit the delete button there's no disclaimer telling me it isn't permanently deleted!

draudreyglover.bsky.social•63 days ago

Ah…live your life so you never have to “wipe your phone every night”

caitesq.bsky.social•64 days ago

Also they will use those deletions as evidence of consciousness of guilt! 🤦🏻‍♀️

dylpickles626.bsky.social•64 days ago

Isn’t this a very easy case for the prosecutor to argue for an adverse inference of the deleted evidence?

sinycalbytch.bsky.social•64 days ago

Also deleting stuff doesn't actually delete it, it just marks it on the system as stuff that can be overwritten, so it's still on the phone & can still be recovered. Unless he's deleting everything & then using the phone to record an epic long video of nothing to overwrite it all, it's still there

caitesq.bsky.social•64 days ago

He might be using scrubbing software, which seems to work to some degree

sinycalbytch.bsky.social•64 days ago

Hmm interesting... I'll ask about that at our next digital forensics meeting! I would love to know more about how and to what extent that works!

radlegaltakes.bsky.social•64 days ago

I rely on a 23 character passphrase and have practiced hitting my iPhone’s sleep button five times fast (this encrypts the device and requires your system password to decrypt).

And I don’t even do illegal shit.

caffineaddict.bsky.social•64 days ago

It is old tech from the days of spinning metal drives. You take and write 1's then 0's to all of the empty space on a drive. Several passes are usually enough. For the very paranoid, you also add in a random set of 1's and 0's to a few of the passes.

caffineaddict.bsky.social•64 days ago

For the even more paranoid you can finish up with by writing some set of known good data to the empty space to obscure that you wiped it.

It dropped out of favor when we moved to solid state storage. Because it will kill a drives life pretty quickly if you do it a lot.

gamescan.bsky.social•64 days ago

Current Android devices encrypt the file system by default. On a factory reset the encryption key is lost and regenerated. So even if the data isn’t wiped it is effectively useless. Now that obvs won’t impact any data or metadata recorded on the network but does kill local file access.

elnino2009.bsky.social•64 days ago

“I unplug my computer every night. Good luck, suckers.”

dabmanpdx.bsky.social•64 days ago

Big manbaby has big feelings

fairwarning.bsky.social•64 days ago

dfs4114.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh look! Evidence of scienter!

stkeppler.bsky.social•64 days ago

I just had a Bar Bri flashback

kbaxterk.bsky.social•64 days ago

"I destroy evidence EVERY DAY!" is quite the pitch.

srboisvert.bsky.social•64 days ago

He was more specific than that! He let them know when he destroys data so they can just come before the evening to at least get that day's data.

desertmage65.bsky.social•63 days ago

He’s gonna get fucked up bad and I’m there for it.

wolflawyer.bsky.social•64 days ago

“Just so you know I’ve been destroying evidence of my crimes” is always a great statement to have in evidence.

asrothstein.bsky.social•64 days ago

Judges HATE this one neat trick!

shamusthefox.bsky.social•63 days ago

He clearly doesn't follow the guidelines of STFU Fridays (or any other day)

wolflawyer.bsky.social•63 days ago

Would be lovely if he would stfu.

bwkemper.bsky.social•63 days ago

I agree, but let’s hope it’s prison that makes him stop.

elessaelis.evilsoft.org•64 days ago

I try to live the kind of life that doesn't require me to wipe my phone every night.

methyglyn.bsky.social•63 days ago

Don't give this miserable f*ck any air time - use stills rather than vid

gin39.bsky.social•63 days ago

He couldn't be dumber or creepier.

oracularhades.com•64 days ago

lol, he probably restores from back-up every morning.

alexismac.bsky.social•64 days ago

He's SMRT smart.

jallengrim.bsky.social•63 days ago

thesoutherndad.bsky.social•63 days ago

Why doesn't the rest of his face move?

writelarrywrite.lawrenceallanwrites.com•64 days ago

Yes, Andrew, I do think you're dumb.

tckttime.bsky.social•64 days ago

Those two people on the same screen is serious nightmare fuel.

gojira1000.bsky.social•64 days ago

"Come arrest me"

OK numbnuts, they will

bsbruin.bsky.social•64 days ago

Trump saying he is tightening the border , but he let's this piece of trash back in ?

barstoolphd.bsky.social•64 days ago

Trying to figure out who the bigger psycho is: Tate and his unhinged, foaming at the mouth rant about “wiping his phone every night”
OR
Candace Owens sitting there thinking “yeah, this is totally normal behavior that I should definitely give a platform to”.

alanschmidt.bsky.social•63 days ago

Needs to be introduced into elementary schools in Canada, and Europe, when talking about USA.

darthbluey.bsky.social•63 days ago

He has a particularly clienty vibe. That’s his whole schtick.

erindee86.bsky.social•64 days ago

Guess they don’t have Dateline in macho man land

darthstar.bsky.social•63 days ago

Andrew Tate is a dream client for a lawyer who secretly wants to see him spend the rest of his life behind bars.

mspdawg.bsky.social•64 days ago

Wild that Andrew Tate isn’t the most problematic person Candace Owens has advocated for

ndbc.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yeah, I've had a few like that. 😂

nachase.bsky.social•63 days ago

As a prosecutor, one of my favorite sayings is “we don’t catch the smart ones.”

wikisteff.bsky.social•63 days ago

"DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR CRIMES ON PODCASTS" is one of yours, isn't it, Ken?

lobleytea.bsky.social•63 days ago

I'm gonna have to add that to my list: Don't text your crimes, don't film your crimes, and never write a check for murder.

ronpluth.bsky.social•64 days ago

One can never make a mistake when one is that angry

longlivethemods.bsky.social•64 days ago

In Social Security determination people change their story with each application. People don’t realize we keep the receipts.

veronicainlo.bsky.social•63 days ago

He sounds like he always has spit bubbles in the corner of his mouth. You know those kids from school? With the tiny spit bubbles?

jennofark.bsky.social•64 days ago

What an unattractive, odious person. No wonder Trump likes him.

lynnettecs.bsky.social•64 days ago

I’m having a hard time buying this shriveled, beady eyed, belligerant, spit sputtering thing is an apex male.
Next!

unklerosco.bsky.social•64 days ago

I need to wipe my phone now after listening to this swamp creature

qrys13.bsky.social•64 days ago

Strange flex bro

therealdee.bsky.social•64 days ago

God what a road raging twatwaffle

kgoes-in2the-unkwn.bsky.social•63 days ago

Of course it’s on Candace Owens podcast. She’s a vile creature, like attracts like I guess 😑 I wonder if she’s let him around her child 🤔

arewegreatyet1.bsky.social•64 days ago

Those who screech the loudest, fold the fastest.

pinchekitteh19.bsky.social•64 days ago

So smort

rcjohnis.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yeah... you just admitted that you do illegal stuff on your phone every day.

le-freak-kashyyyk.bsky.social•64 days ago

Ah, cowards.

dicluk.bsky.social•64 days ago

Angry human being right there!!

armyguy8382.bsky.social•64 days ago

Has he never heard of forensic data recovery? Deleting doesn't actually erase anything. And a lot of data can be recovered even after a few rewrites.

lobleytea.bsky.social•63 days ago

I don't think he's even remotely smart enough to understand it

mrinsecure.bsky.social•64 days ago

Went through all that trouble to get extradited to a country with a right against self-incrimination, only to immediately confess to potential criminal conduct under the slightest bit of pressure.

ablativmeatshld.bsky.social•64 days ago

Also, isn't mostly anything that's sent to/from his phone recoverable via various methods?

darthbluey.bsky.social•63 days ago

His own pizza boxes betrayed him. It’s a safe bet that infosec is not his strong suit. His appliances probably can’t wait to rat him out.

ablativmeatshld.bsky.social•63 days ago

His vacuum has seen some things, man...

balodek.bsky.social•64 days ago

Man arrested for poor OpSec Dunning-Kruger's himself back to jail.

ragouri.bsky.social•64 days ago

He doesn’t care. He knows he’s in safe haven for sex traffickers now.

Well done, garbage country.

erinlilliealaska.bsky.social•64 days ago

They rarely do shut the f up

squeakins85.bsky.social•64 days ago

He said he and his brother moved to Romania specifically because you can get away with anything there.... operation, let them speak, is working perfectly

sammie1863.bsky.social•64 days ago

This is who the US govt chooses to help

nialmaloney.bsky.social•64 days ago

Gee, why would he feel the need to wipe his phone like that? 🤔

cafechatnoir.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm not a legal professional, and I'm pretty sure I've never even stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, but I am fairly sure this is not a smart thing to be yelling on the internet.

aafror.bsky.social•64 days ago

Very ready for my tax dollars to host this shitstain behind bars.

jobpolak.bsky.social•64 days ago

Still conflicted which jail would suck more for him, the US or UK?

Like UK jail are really really shitty.

I had good hope for Romania being the absolute worst (though endemic corruption might have smoothed it out too much) but i’m afraid that ship has definitely sailed now.

jobpolak.bsky.social•64 days ago

(and yes, i’m technically still a prison abolitionist, but you know, my therapist said i need to learn to prioritise so f’ this shitstain in particular)

becnotbecky.bsky.social•64 days ago

Some people deserve prison and this shitstain is a perfect example of that! Prison is the best he deserves

eukaryotex.bsky.social•64 days ago

"Oh, you think I don't spoliate the shit out of my evidence? What are you gonna do? Draw an adverse inference against me?"

tehmud.bsky.social•64 days ago

No no... let him cook.

He'll be well done soon.

fredmani.bsky.social•64 days ago

Nobody has ever accused him of being smart.

burg3rtime.bsky.social•64 days ago

Please please please can we get a shot of Tate in court as they play this for a jury

phonon.bsky.social•64 days ago

frakkintoaster2.bsky.social•64 days ago

I’m still amazed so many young men think this whiny troglodyte is “peak masculinity”.

ethanjacobs.bsky.social•64 days ago

“The compelling evidence of my guilt was on my phone, which I spoliated! Evidence of the following crimes: first…”

geeksaladradio.bsky.social•63 days ago

I know Taint's mother was British, and he spent at least 15 years there, but maybe it's me...but is that not the fakest British accent you've ever heard?

nostracosa.bsky.social•64 days ago

I guess they don’t teach about government surveillance in Romania or whatever shithole he’s from. Uncle Sam has your whole Internet history, asshole. They get it from the phone company.

lines.snail.skin•64 days ago

He's... British-American?

stejormur.bsky.social•64 days ago

Also not touching the "shithole" with a bargepole (hating Trump so much you copy his favourite phrases?) but Romania is a country that knows about government surveillance, and a country that knows what you do to dictators

lines.snail.skin•64 days ago

Indeed so.

deepstatepotato.bsky.social•64 days ago

I had never heard his voice before. With any luck, soon, no one will ever have to hear it again.

pensandlighters.bsky.social•64 days ago

Stringer Bell changed the chip in his phone between every call and they still got him

hal10000.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm not sure what he needs more: someone good at lawyering or someone good with a cricket bat and a muzzle.

crobruncato.bsky.social•64 days ago

lawzag.bsky.social•64 days ago

They are bald, just like us.

n3x15.bsky.social•64 days ago

"I COMMIT THE CRIME OF DESTRUCTION OF EVIDENCE EVERY NIGHT! YES, DELIBERATELY!"

qlippot.bsky.social•64 days ago

Much as Candace Owens has made her own bed, it sure looks like she's regretting some life choices right now.

prismascuro.bsky.social•64 days ago

Missed this. Why? Did she support him?

qlippot.bsky.social•64 days ago

Candace Owens started her career back in 2015 as a left-leaning commentator, but she ran it as a business. Two years and a scandal of her having people doxxed, she swung hard right. Presently I'd be hard-pressed to say she has any genuine views.

And she just had a guy admit to crimes on her show.

gamericano.bsky.social•64 days ago

Andrew you’re going to look splendid in orange.

pixiethenafopup.bsky.social•63 days ago

Apparently not one of your followers. Missed the STFU post.

misterfungi.bsky.social•64 days ago

Ken, is it bad to publicly admit you are doing things that require wiping your phone on a daily basis?

benhosp.bsky.social•64 days ago

Does that statement, by itself, imply consciousness of guilt?

plannedtheride.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm sitting here imagining one of those recent videos of trump getting a solid punch to the head but it happening to Tate this time.

plannedtheride.bsky.social•64 days ago

That ugly face says everything you need to know about him.

saneamerican.bsky.social•64 days ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

chasingennui.bsky.social•64 days ago

You'll never convict me, I've meticulously destroyed all the evidence of my crime.

princessjemmy.bsky.social•64 days ago

Except for the records being out there in the ether, meticulously time stamped. Just waiting for subpoenas. Someone needs to watch The Wire. Desperately.

chiefpad.bsky.social•63 days ago

Also don't brag that you deliberately destroy evidence?

lukebmtb.bsky.social•64 days ago

*law enforcemwent make note to come for his phone mid afternoon*

andybrwn.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy•64 days ago

@kenwhite.bsky.social Lol.

kristinfo.bsky.social•64 days ago

He’s so angry. Lay off the ‘roids bro 😎

blueskynewb.bsky.social•64 days ago

“You think I’m dumb?!”

Well, actually…

maryhilt.bsky.social•64 days ago

He's so stupid. He also should remember the first rule of being accused of anything:

"Shut the fuck up!"

morgalyn.bsky.social•63 days ago

Unfortunately for all of us, shutting the fuck up doesn't seem to be within his skill set.

Hopefully the lack of this skill will get him placed solidly behind bars and deplatformed. Perhaps an incarcerated existence can help him build his shutting the fuck up skills.

lizardky.bsky.social•64 days ago

"What're you gonna do, stab me?" (Stabbing victim)

foodnwhine.bsky.social•64 days ago

Who wants to tell him that data isn't stored in the phone?

tocatchathief.bsky.social•64 days ago

"Come arrest me" & apparently they did 🤣🤣

digitalramble.bsky.social•64 days ago

while florida appears to have opened an investigation into both of them, i haven't found any news about them being arrested post-arrival to the US?

tocatchathief.bsky.social•64 days ago

It's why I put apparently, could have sworn one of my pods had said they had been. But I couldn't find anything either. One day 🤷‍♂️👍lol

digitalramble.bsky.social•64 days ago

Well, shoot. Here’s hoping and keep your fingers crossed.

tocatchathief.bsky.social•63 days ago

🤞🤞
Trouble with them being in the US you know they'll get a pardon one way or another 🙄

digitalramble.bsky.social•63 days ago

not if the state of Florida goes after them 😁

uh8.bsky.social•63 days ago

🪳 👆🏻

almightrex.bsky.social•64 days ago

he's a moron

sonofsnorlax.bsky.social•64 days ago

Of course he's on Candace Owens

goatburgler.bsky.social•64 days ago

Watching without sound, he looks like a cow chewing

sillycornvalley77.bsky.social•63 days ago

This guy suffer head trauma? Misshaped skull.

derekcrimlaw.bsky.social•64 days ago

This is the same dude who triggered an arrest by buying a pizza and having it delivered to him. “Look at how sneaky I’m being” is cute if you’re a 4-year old hiding behind a plant. It’s pure sociopathy.

tobellz.bsky.social•64 days ago

For the record, no. I don't think he wipes his phone every night. Imagine how annoying that would be. He'd spend at least an hour at the start of every day reinstalling apps and signing in to apps.

ruiboom.bsky.social•64 days ago

This! This was my first thought. Imagine spending every morning putting all your contacts back. Then installing your apps, creating new accounts on them, reconnecting to all your contacts. Also, needs 7 years of financial records for tax auditing. Also, how does he remember his bank account details?

billjarrett.bsky.social•64 days ago

Probably has cloud backups out there.

He completely wipes his phone nightly? Then reinstalls everything and logs in to everything? Seems like a lot of time for nothing.

Or is he just trying to say he clears his browser history daily?

mrsdianek.bsky.social•64 days ago

His personal attorney

beardsasquatch.bsky.social•63 days ago

Tate is what happens when sperm fertilizes a turd

jmillwood.bsky.social•63 days ago

I thought he was innocent of everything? What is he wiping from his phone??

kenwig0556.bsky.social•64 days ago

He keeps adding zeros to the left of the decimal point.

peppera.bsky.social•63 days ago

Tate really is a thick cunt

cheesengrits87.bsky.social•64 days ago

This... this is what he sounds like? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

cookierambles.bsky.social•64 days ago

Why all the secrecy if you not committing more crimes? Normal folk don't need to wipe their phones every day dude!

fozofthedead.bsky.social•64 days ago

I suppose you could just live a life where you don't have to wipe your phone every night.

stkeppler.bsky.social•64 days ago

Let's not be hasty.

cx86.bsky.social•64 days ago

Of course DJT likes him

brunettewreck.bsky.social•64 days ago

🤣

jfkoo.bsky.social•64 days ago

When you get a chance to casually admit all of the elements of evidence tampering in Florida, a third-degree felony, you just have to do it. https://casetext.com/statute/florida-statutes/title-xlvii-criminal-procedure-and-corrections/chapter-918-conduct-of-trial/section-91813-tampering-with-or-fabricating-physical-evidence

partoftheproblem.bsky.social•64 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡

heathenly.bsky.social•64 days ago

What every digital forensics expert loves to hear. A good challenge.

stemthebleeding.bsky.social•64 days ago

"Ken, why do you keep a bottle of scotch in your office?"

jaoswald.bsky.social•64 days ago

My feeling is that Ken might not take a bottle out of the lower desk drawer, but he might look longingly out the window to see if the burrito truck has shown up yet.

mrcrypt.bsky.social•64 days ago

He should REALLY consider defending himself in court.
I think that’s his best move.
😜

mefcorv.bsky.social•64 days ago

My favorite moment ever in life was a woman telling a man that he wasn’t man enough to defend himself in court, upon which he promptly fired his lawyer “to show her.”

mrcrypt.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh! Oh yes! THAT! 🤣🤣🤣

stkeppler.bsky.social•64 days ago

So...admission against interest that he willfully destroys potential evidence?

I mean, that's not what i would have suggested but gratefully he's not my problem

idreamofgreenie.bsky.social•64 days ago

what a donkey.

docpsych.bsky.social•64 days ago

What an arrogant asshole and rapist. A few years in a prison general population would tone that shit way down.

pluckypurcell.bsky.social•64 days ago

I hear they really love self-proclaimed alpha males who are dripping with insecurity in there, that should go really well for him.

docpsych.bsky.social•64 days ago

Indeed it would.

bookrat101.bsky.social•64 days ago

why is he so emotional?
he should smile more, works better

batminton.bsky.social•64 days ago

The dumbass that allowed Romanian police to arrest him by showing a pizza box is defiant

ericb013.bsky.social•64 days ago

The guy who got arrested because he ate a pizza on live stream in a box that the police could trace back to the restaurant that delivered it thinks he understands how to evade detection?

He has a very good brain.

babsblue.bsky.social•64 days ago

What a repulsive individual.

rachacha.bsky.social•64 days ago

Right? Imagine having those guys as clients. He who has the Tates is lost.

loreofships.bsky.social•64 days ago

Somewhere Susan Simpson just laughed.

cmaka74.bsky.social•64 days ago

Nothing says “I’m innocent and haven’t done anything illegal” more than angrily screaming you wipe your cellphone every night.

xavkoenig.bsky.social•64 days ago

You know they say you don't get to choose your family, well you DO get to choose your political party and those whom you choose to associate with. Why would anyone decide to declare allegiance to the current GOP when this is the kind of person it elevates and stands for?

accidentalbuddhist.bsky.social•64 days ago

What, you don't like a challenge?! 😂

pjkazama.bsky.social•63 days ago

lmfao "what are you going to do? track my chat logs? login to my desktop with the password 'hunter2'? are you going to go through the websites i visited on 01/22/25 around 3PM???"

comgeek39.bsky.social•63 days ago

How is it some of the dumbest people get idolized?

photonicsmarketing.com•63 days ago

See, I don't have to wipe my phone every night because I am not doing illegal things every day....

gracelesslady76.bsky.social•64 days ago

"Alphas" are the most emotional beings I've ever seen. Telling everyone to cry more while they are having every conversation straight from a glass case of emotion. EXHAUSTING SHIT

catovitch.bsky.social•64 days ago

I know this just from watching Ice T's true-crime series and seeing how many people got convicted of murder because they didn't leave their phones at home.

shelahblue.bsky.social•64 days ago

can we sue Romania for dumping on public lands?

stanwiz.bsky.social•64 days ago

Unaware he can be arrested at, I don't know, lunchtime? Man, he sounds dumb.

revwendyv.bsky.social•64 days ago

Pedophiles wipe their phones every night.

kalliopeo.bsky.social•63 days ago

Narrator: it was at that moment his lawyer said his fees just went up.

einzelhaft.bsky.social•64 days ago

Only someone guilty as fuck wipes his phone every night.

ravincool.bsky.social•64 days ago

He's an alpha male, not a smart male.

loycifer.bsky.social•64 days ago

"You think I don't wipe my phone every night? You think I'm dumb?"

Dumb enough to confess this.

onusprobandi2024.bsky.social•63 days ago

As a totally aboveboard member of society, I scrub my data on the hour every hour and user a burner phone just 'cuz. Yet again, so pleased I avoided this practice area.

alicemcole.bsky.social•63 days ago

I wipe my phone every night, too. The screen gets too sticky and hard to read otherwise. A soft cloth--

Sorry, what? Oh. That wasn't what he meant?

Oh. Oh dear.

wildekid.bsky.social•63 days ago

I look forward to hear his defiant taunts from his future home in Gen Pop. That’ll show us.

one0nine.bsky.social•64 days ago

Strong Shooter McGavin vibes from Rapey McThumbhead here.

"I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

martyq01.bsky.social•64 days ago

"...you think I don’t wipe my phone every night?" sounds like a tacit admission of guilt.

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