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Dark Comedy on empire building & planet burning. With Elon Musk, little X, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS & minor acolytes like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Viktor Orban, Javier Milei & Ursula von der Leyen. Gaga, let’s make the galactic empire great again!
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Your arrogance blinds you, young fella. When did I ever deliver on a promise or agreement if I didn't serve me? Order 66 on the death starlinks is coming! #Gaga #Order66 #Starlink #Poland #Ukraine

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Time to cut the cattle with a sith sabre. I'll spare the animals which help me to make the galaxy great again. #Gaga #Birdflu

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

The cult of the Sith has many disguises. The 'third reich' of acolyte Adolf needed evolution ... @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Arming my Starlinks is only illogical if you believe my ruse it's for savety and not for extortion after the great reset of the Sith.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Sith Masterplan next phase: Crash the planet! #Gaga

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Acolyte Meloni is my best asset. Soon I reveal that Darth Putin & we are one. Rule of the one coming. #Gaga #Musk #Putin #Trump #Meloni @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

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First, I made you trust doge. Blinded with your own greed & naivety. You did not understand no digital platform can escape my Grog once I own all of big tech. Now that US-dollar became memecoin, my master plan completes ... #Gaga #Musk #Bitcoin #Ethereum #Crypto #Scam #MuskTakeover #Visa #Paypal

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You may win if you follow Jedi Knight Adam. But you will not take any Sith acolyte alive. Your courts & generals can't withstand the dark side of the force. #Gaga #MuskTakeover @adamkinzinger.bsky.social

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

They call it lies. Accidents. But it's a feature, not a bug. Never said something which didn't fit my Sith purpose. No accident is accidentally. Will activate order 66 soon, all Tesla podracers' batteries will explode. You've been as blind as my cars without LiDAR ... #Gaga #Tesla #Elon #Musk #FSD

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Starlink is my master ruse. I shrank the death star. Equipped Darth Putin's shahed drone warriors. Told you it wasn't active over planet Russia to protect his orbital shipyards. Now activating order 66 on yours. All you'll be left with is my mad laugh. #NAFO #Nafoarticle5 #Gaga #Spacex #Starlink

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨

submitted 1 day ago • 185 comments

Even a Sith loard needs to crash in a bit next weekend. Ketamine interrrupts neural activity. All crashing down like Tesla stock & used car values. Inconvenient truths, not yet in full controll of every agency. #GAGA #TESLA #CRASH #TeslaTakeover www.autonews.com/tesla/an-tes...

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The 51th planet defied my stumbling clones ...

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Call it a union. Call it an alliance. Call it a federation. I'll crush younglings & padawan travel once my great galactic Empire of the Sith has taken over the old empire! @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu #Gaga

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Still need to hide my lightsaber. Now yielding a weapon courtesy of acolyte Xavier Milei. You're still blinded. Only a Jedi or child ... #Gaga #Musk #Chainsaw #Milei #Gold #Fortknox www.reuters.com/world/us/elo...

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Just triggered deaths of millions on planet Africa & the middle East shooting down USAid. Mediaid & Medicare dependents in the US. Yet the old repulic is still blind to the empire. Death to Darth Putin. Rule of one. Till I pull all the strings. Only the sword of a Jedi or my child X. #Gaga #Nafo

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Not a god. Not a mortal. Time to reveal the emperor mode & order 66. You'll miss your data & your planet when it's gone. Your only map of escape was pinned to my profile page by a Sith sword. #Gaga #Musk #Data #NuclearCodes

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You're blinings. I taught Darth Putin to flood your digital infrastructure zone with crock. By genius I didn't even know that hacker term when I created Grok. Your only way out starts early in this thread. #Gaga #Musk #Signal #Hacking @darthputinkgb.bsky.social @youranoncentral.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

H5N1, R2-D2, 3CPO, ... you name them. My dark X force will make sure, that you're blind to the havoc by my germs, sperms, robots & Optimus droids until it's to late. Only the sword of a Jedi can stop me. #Nafo #Gaga The #Elon on Mars #Musk #Birdflu

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Blind you must be for the dark side of the force to take the total empire.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Humans still don't see I leave burned planets where I touch ground. Why should I tell a moment to linger? Didn't study Goethe's Faust. As the m.l. king famously said, keep moving. Galactic empire - great again. #Gaga #Tesla #Boring #Neuralink #Twitter #Doge #PlanetEarth @karaswisher.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Now told my acolytes at Fox news to shut down @meidastouch.com. They are escaping the touch of my force to obvious. Will tell Donald to offer Nascar podracing to the masses instead. Podcasts need to be banned!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I want you to resign. Don't resist or even learn from intelligent resistance like that against the Vučić regime or even how to balance me coming from the west & Darth Putin in the East. As awful Tito did! Who dared to put Darth Stalin's acolytes & croat Ustaša fascists onto a stony island.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Some of the indigenous are partly waking up from vanity sleep! Declaring a national emergency! #Scholz #Germany #notstand #NationalerNotstand #NationalEmergency @spiegel.de @zeit.de @politico.eu

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He who owns doesn't need to run!

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Data featured in Star Trek. Not in Sttar Wars & my empire called X. I prefer illusions over the truth. The myths naming me by Hitlers rocket scientist Werner von Braun. If only he'd known Magneto never was on Mars.

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Never expected the resistance to reveal & unfold at potrace dealsites first. My Masterplan is not for humans.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment