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dascho.bsky.social
professionally angry at computers. sec generalist for a restaurant chain. you might know me from hellsite
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Don't take pictures of yourself at the protest. Don't post anything that might imply you were there. Don't wear anything that isn't plain. Don't tell anyone you don't trust with your life that you were there. You're a ghost, as far as anyone is concerned.

great, so the scattered spider affiliate has finally gotten access to CISA. this is fine

I mentor a lot of junior people and something y'all need to be cognizant of in the crummy job market is that SOC analyst jobs have gotten way more competitive. It used to be a pretty direct path into cybersecurity (and it's still way better than SWE) but it's not an in demand job anymore.

www.404media.co/anyone-can-p... In case there's any doubt, let CULT OF THE DEAD COW clear this up for you: This is hacktivism.

happy STFU friday!

In light of all the mass firings and general hell of the evening, here is a reminder for tomorrow, complete with precious pup Mazi 🥰

When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests. We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason. ALSO.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Who are the top thinkers on the absolute terror of modern phone-based sports betting?

They're finally shutting down the fraud protection agency. If you want to know more about the incredible opportunity this represents simply reply to this post with your credit card number

i’m tempted to disable email for the admins team while i’m away so they don’t get phished [BOFH thoughts]

ok, so, amphetamine is amazing

changing my teams status message 😂 cc: @nyxgeek.bsky.social

asked my boss for this during my 1:1, will see if he actually follows through. if so this is gonna be huge for my mental health

americans, there are people on 6 continents gathering in crowds to protest maga right now. it’s not being reported on here though. dwell on that

i actually kinda like it when we have a termination in the middle of the day because it’s a good chance to time our process and test our automation flows

patch your apple devices

i grew up in a deeply conservative and religious family and culture. but that religion is largely what shifted me leftward. really struggling to try and bring the rest of the family to the light and out of the cult of personality they’re in now. any tips/books/etc on deprogramming y’all recommend?

This is such cool analysis of PIN in @haveibeenpwned.com's Pwned Passwords. Scroll through the page and watch the heat map change alongside the explanations of how people are creating (somewhat) predictable PINs: www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...

I'm not rooting for DeepSeek, but I AM rooting for companies who go all-in on AI losing billions so it's been a tough day.

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

If you are responsible for Entra security (auth methods, CA policies, etc.), you will definitely benefit from watching Microsoft's Identity Platform videos: learn.microsoft.com/... Yes these are targeted at developers, but there's still a lot we can learn and apply from these :)

“how do i become more technical?” fuck something up & fix it. repeat

I already have a way to do this stuff and it’s called thinking

without downloading new pics where are you mentally

fellas is it gay to let medicine work on women? h/t @joshtpm.bsky.social

And here we go

never pay for linkedin premium. or at least don’t pay full price. do a trial and cancel it. they’ll offer you it for less

Happy Friday! ADHD folks this is our reminder to remove all beverages from our desks at the end of the day so we can restart our collection on Monday