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watched a grackle pull a worm out of the lawn like a god damn cartoon, never actually seen that before

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I'll say 'no sweat' a lot but I don't think I've ever described something like, 'excessive sweat', 'just shit loads of sweat oh my god so much sweat', 'biggest wettest saltiest self-marinade going on', 'this situation is perspiring heavily'

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

*random pain in my chest* "Oh fuck, bring it on. YES." *Burps, pain is gone* "Welp, there's always next time"

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Get in loser, we’re going scavenging. 🗑️🦝

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I love crows man

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I took him to Sears Portrait Studio

submitted 20 hours ago • 39 comments

Who up being hoisted by they own petard

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I don't want to understand why people are throwing popcorn because they saw a chicken

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this

submitted 23 hours ago • 12 comments

[gesturing to our shared beanie babies collection] yeah at this point we're just staying together for the kids

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

can i get uhhhhhh one ceremonial knife plz

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

hey does anyone know the exact correct amount of attention to pay to current events because every amount I've tried feels like simultaneously way too much and not nearly enough

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

What if we kissed at big bone lick lake parking lot

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

What if we kissed at butt pumps gas station

submitted 73 days ago • 4 comments

god's gonna hold me in her hand and do with me what light yagami did with his pen behind a bag of chips

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Had a dream the entire roof started leaking and it never stopped raining, so it's been interesting waking up

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"buy this bundle and save 0%!" wow, okay

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I have a 4-day work week, but DO NOT tell my employer

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Make sure not to leave home without all your paint brushes

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

is every post a banger? no. do I labor intently over every skeet? yes, but that's more because of the SSRIs than writers block or any commitment to quality

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

toasting

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

I bet I could dodge bullets if you wrote compliments on them, I'm a master at deflecting those after all

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about this one today

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

did you know it's friday?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

gm

submitted 2 days ago • 54 comments

why are regular wolves not cool enough for people

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Setting up a numbers station to brute force a MK ultra activation code phrase

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I put on my robe and wizard hat

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Finding out you have "co-morbid" conditions would be cool if it meant "you're a zombie AND a vampire" but instead it usually just means that you get anxiety AND depression.

submitted 614 days ago • 17 comments

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_pa...

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments