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assassinations, handcuffing a senator at press conference, marines detaining a civilian, and a military parade for the president’s birthday. rough week for democracy.

submitted 6 hours ago • 94 comments

🌹 you soda drinkers can’t go a few hours without one of your fridge cigarettes smh

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehJq...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We're still working on the whole 'this is for living in' and 'this is for the trash' distinction

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I DID IT ALL FOR YOU LITTLE GUY

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

As the government is putting up photos and rewards for protesters that they want to go after, remember that the person who called in the tip about Luigi never got paid.

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Sure enough, I go outside? Cat. But I'm prepared now.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

some more neighbors

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

A robin made a nest in one of my plant pots right outside my studio. The baby birds are hatching today.

submitted 4 days ago • 676 comments

Me: the upgrade broke these tools IT: nah it's fine, we'll make new tools that can do everything the old ones did Me, mouth fully pressed against the mic: PROVE IT

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Monday's scene, feels like a Rothko..

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment. Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.

submitted 5 days ago • 39 comments

Increasingly likely that any time I step out into my backyard the neighbors orange cat is gonna show up. As evidenced by him showing up five seconds after I stepped out to water the flowers

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Putting on the next episode of this podcast and seeing a content warning for lizards. Good thing I'm not a lizard.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

submitted 5 days ago • 244 comments

my boyfriends cat is so photogenic

submitted 5 days ago • 81 comments

TIL black-billed magpies have blueish eyelids

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Porthos: Where is he? I woke up and he was gone Aramis: He left a note, says he wants be a line judge Porthos: what the fuck. So now we're the 2 Musketeers. This is bullshit

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 366 comments

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

submitted 7 days ago • 74 comments

shoutout to drugs!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Smoking with the neighbors cat at sunset, wish folks didn't let their pets wander but it's not the worst company

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

typical day tbh

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Thought my cat was fighting the sliding glass door but it was a fearless baby bun bun she wanted to hug probably.

submitted 8 days ago • 40 comments

Your moment of calm for today...

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 8 days ago • 245 comments

You will not regret eating breakfast for dinner and going to sleep

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

God damn it Gideon what did I tell you about becoming a sidekick for all kinds of superheroes. They are gonna be out getting tons of that crazy pussy from aliens with magic powers and shit while you are cleaning cum off their cape with a fuckin kryptonite magic eraser.

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

mfw I see the air quality alert

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

🎶masking is anti-fascist🎶

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

PRIDE MONTH DOUBLE RAINBOW IN CHICAGO HOLY SHIT

submitted 9 days ago • 376 comments

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it be squirting

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

new spam format: 'here's the registration for my kids tball league can he play?' 1) I'm not opening that attachment 2) no, fuck off lol

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Letting the grass and weeds on the berm grow wild and it's like a mini jungle now, easily three feet tall grass and it's amazing, hope it blooms before the city tells me to cut it down

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Friendship level 1: Chatting and doing activities together Level 2: Private in-jokes, sharing earbuds, two-person halloween costumes Level 3: Pointing at an overflowing dumpster and saying "that's you"

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

Tfw the good nip hits

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments