daveanslow.bsky.social
Oh it’s so much nicer over here isn’t it? Like getting in a nice hot shower after swimming in ice cold sewage. Liverpool FC, San Francisco 49ers, politics, other stuff.
233 posts
154 followers
263 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
He had an aneurysm when Rayner called people scum, because they were acting like scum. Now he’s fawning over a demented wannabe king calling people scum for reporting facts. What a dickhead.
comment in response to
post
Where’s that Steve? Clackton? 😉
comment in response to
post
Coming up next week we speak to Chemical Ali about the situation in the Middle East and check in with Joseph Goebbels - after all we are duty bound as journalists to reflect the voting intentions of the public. They’re making the news we just report it, honest guv.
comment in response to
post
comment in response to
post
“Next on GBC Two, the long awaited return of Fawlty Towers, where Basil gets into a scrape after agreeing to turn the establishment into an immigrant hotel and Manuel gets deported. Then later at 10pm a documentary about why we don’t see white dog poo anymore”
comment in response to
post
He’s thicker than a day-after-thanksgiving dump but it doesn’t matter while his sycophantic toadies and the media don’t hold him to account for his bullshit and word salads. All the while, Cletus and his Duncle Billy Bob in Buttfuck, Alabama believe every word he says like it’s gospel.
comment in response to
post
Over to the White House Press Briefing Room for clarification…
comment in response to
post
Is there a printing error this month? Reading the mobile library furore story and the last paragraph and a half appear to be from the Ian Fleming bit in the previous issue!
comment in response to
post
Reform: “Yusuf quitting didn’t get the media traction we hoped for… let’s ‘sensationally’ bring him back and have another go at grabbing headlines”
comment in response to
post
Neither of them will think this is unseemly or embarrassing. They are both so self absorbed and narcissistic they they’ll be revelling in trying to one-up each other. How on Earth did we get here? And yet the UK seems bound to follow in four years time.
comment in response to
post
😂😂😂
comment in response to
post
The people of Runcorn probably are proud. They’re thicker than bulls pricks.
comment in response to
post
I listened to this last night, it’s startling to think how many idiots there are in society. I suppose that why reform are doing well in the polls. Spout any old bollocks and people will fall for it, regret it, then fall for the new bollocks being spouted by the same grifters.
comment in response to
post
The Country Member
comment in response to
post
I am so uncultured, I’d never heard of him and wrongly assumed King Creosote was a new nickname for Trump.
comment in response to
post
He’s an opportunist who sees where the grift has got the Maga twats over the pond. He’s not perceptive enough to realise that our transatlantic cousins are up to their nuts in the FA stage of FAFO. When the Find Out bit lands over there - which it will - Honest Bob will volte face instantly
comment in response to
post
Far Right to Reply
comment in response to
post
Blink twice if you’re in danger
comment in response to
post
He couldn’t even make a casino profitable. The only thing thicker than him is his make up, the only thing thinner than his skin is his intellect.
It’s the emperors new clothes. Surrounded by weak, arselicking Salacious B. Crumb cronies.
comment in response to
post
He’s lived a life of stupendous wealth & entitlement. None of his mistakes have ever had a consequence for him - he has been bailed out whenever he fucked up, which he always did because… he’s an idiot. This is why he cheats at golf, cheats on his partners, feels entitled to force himself upon women
comment in response to
post
The news outlets and podcasters will mull over strategy and vision and try to dissect his decisions but the reason he’s so difficult to predict is simple… he’s an idiot. Nothing more nothing less. He might be a Russian asset but they would have only recruited him because… he’s an idiot.
comment in response to
post
Fixed it for you 😂
comment in response to
post
I enjoy the occasional doodle, sometimes for money but mostly for fun. Robots can’t have fun.
comment in response to
post
“Let’s go live to our correspondent at Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss…”
comment in response to
post
What an absolute twat.
comment in response to
post
Proud patreon - I shall be listening tonight on my night shift 👍 (once I’ve finished catching up on a group chat somebody added me to about F-47 schematics or something)
comment in response to
post
Barnes says hi
comment in response to
post
It’s like adding the bride-to-be to a stag night WhatsApp group. They’re all thicker than a bulls dick.
comment in response to
post
She really is thicker than a Boxing Day turd. So monumentally stupid and yet she’s thinks she’s some sort of genius. It’s almost painful.
comment in response to
post
I always loved the old 1950’s EC Comics (Tales from the Crypt etc) or anything like them when I was a kid. Still love them now. Little scary morality tales.
comment in response to
post
@kemibadenochmp.bsky.social is staggeringly thick
comment in response to
post
Bot account @jjc962.bsky.social
comment in response to
post
If Reform win then Runcornians are even thicker than I think they are (which is pretty thick)
comment in response to
post
This is good news, but one small caveat is that whilst Coal Stations have shut here, Dutch & German coal have been running which help feed the interconnectors for us to import energy. So in effect we’ve offshored our pollution. Plus without coal, there has been nothing to keep gas generation £ keen.
comment in response to
post
No no, the transgender mice are around because there are no cats left to predate them since the Haitians ate them all.
comment in response to
post
Waste of a bullet. There’s no cock there to hit 😂
comment in response to
post
I don’t think there’s a strategic game on his part, as that would involve engaging a brain that isn’t there - but I reckon his advisors are playing him like a fiddle to take advantage of the resultant market losses and gains of the Hokey Cokey tariffs to make a killing.