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Never stop believing in your microphone foam covers. Trains, Urbanology, Green mobility, Sustainability, Infrastructure | Switzerland, China | Books, Talks, Videos, Podcasts. 500'000+ km by Train globally. Swiss in Beijing. Non-Trains ► @davidfeng.social
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Oh of course because Line 2 was previously shite, I imagined?… 🤣

New trains for Berlin - Amsterdam! Errr, not the ones people thought would be used... but 🥁better ones instead Talgo ICE-L is obviously delayed further (not a surprise, pile of 💩)so the excellent ICE3neo will be used www.noz.de/lokales/osna...

ROBOCOPS

NOBODY CARED ONE BIT ABOUT MY RAIL ENGLISH TALKS TO CHINESE RAIL CREW IN QINGDAO. EVERYONE WAS JUST TOO OBSESSED ABOUT THE MICROPHONE FOAM COVERS…

"TfL’s analysis shows that within a km of an Elizabeth line station in London, the number of new houses is 8-14% higher, and nearly 400,000 jobs have been created since 2015." A smashing success: it's carried half a billion passengers since opening in 2022. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

JESUS H. MICROPHONE FOAM COVER. MOTORWAY G3 NEAR JI’NAN, SHANDONG, IS BEING DOUBLED TO BECOME A 12-LANE MOTORWAY — 6 LANES EACH WAY. TOTAL INSANITY!!

On some days there are now TWO international trains between Laos and China. The later one terminates at Sipsong Panna/Xishuangbanna. Now late night sleepers run all the way to Kunming South from Sipsong Panna.

My ESTA on my new Swiss passport was just approved, which means now, maybe Space Karen already knows about my sometimes very graphic obsession involving microphone foam covers… I’m sure the Doge-tards (literally) know my passport number…

meanwhile on the other platform, pictures of ladies with enormous microphones and ALL CAPS TWEETING #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

Arrived yesterday at the new Platforms 5-8 part of PKX/Daxing Airport railway station. Thing actually is “see-through”. Meaning there are no nonstop tracks. The Platforms 1-4 bit have nonstop tracks on the 350 km/h line to Xiongan. This one here, not so

Hysterical licking of the microphone foam cover, except for Orange Man, it’s about toilets. 😂🤪🤣 #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

Beijing. This is actually a railway station. Believe that — believe anything. #notfakenews

Hat Dir den Corona-Arschlochtest weh getan?... My most recent non-microphone-foam-cover-smooching (oh with smooching, too!) on Substack takes a look at how Zero Covid decimated China's railways — BUT ALSO how it SOARED BACK after Zero Covid was over... » open.substack.com/pub/chineser...

I CAN HAZ MORE... COVFEFE... (*Now* you know I'm onboard a Train!...)

Open-air car parks REEKS of "epic shit design". That "other superpower" is building a billion trillion new supertowers cum supermalls, but at least it has the bolonzos to actually build multi-layer underground covered car parks.

oh this is just the start of it all with Dogetard. If the US rejects HSR as "socialist", which it probably will, I mean just look at the DC total ruins...

thing ends up by Chuzhou railway station on the Beijing-Shanghai HSR, I've seen it. Weird, but I'll take it...

seen similar stuff right next to Cangzhou main station

I love Twitter, no seriously 😂 #BlueSkiesForTheWiseGuys #GrokDogetard

I have moved my davidfeng.com servers away from those in the United Spates. I cannot stand the idea of being charged billion trillion percent electronic tariffs.

PEOPLE WHO ADAMANTLY FLY BETWEEN BEIJING AND SHANGHAI WILL BE MET BY ME WITH FIRE AND FURY. #TrainsNotPlanes

I’ve been featured in world media across continents about Trains without setting ever foot on “TikTok”, and I will continue this way.

SUCK: My current Swiss passport almost stopped working — chip wonky, almost didn’t work with ESTA app — after it got “too close” to a spa place in Thailand… and H2O… #DunceBearer ROCK: A fresh new passport for the next decade of rail travel (and huge microphones to go along with) is being issued!… 😃

<bad motherfucker vibes incoming> #worldsfastesttrain

If in my next life I become a station cat, you will never ever see me post about massive microphones with enormous thick black squishy foam covers, ever, again. Believe me. 🤪😂🤣

All ASEAN 🇧🇳🇲🇲🇰🇭🇮🇩🇱🇦🇲🇾🇵🇭🇸🇬🇹🇭🇻🇳 citizens now get 6-DAY VISA-FREE ACCESS to Sipsong Panna/Xishuangbanna Dai Autonomous Prefecture in Yunnan, SW China, if travelling in an organised tour group of 2 or more person. This is also valid for the China-Laos Railway. So yes, all aboard!!… 🤣

In America, the Eagles have won the Super Bowl… but the Cats in China don’t care. Most likely the Station Cat at Dahuichang railway station!…

If we could add AI-generated microphone foam cover memes for all of my Trains pictures… 🤣

More of *this* on YouTube when I recover… Rail + Road. Taking you on road trips across Northern China — seeing the railways from the highways… So it’s Trains (and massive microphone foam covers) plus cities. To see how the two mix (mic?) 🤣 and match…