davidstehle.bsky.social
Network Security Consultant (Founder & CEO) | Rusty Writer | Adrenaline Junkie | BFF to a Bulldog | Current Project: design & build a #modernhouse
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Check out clearsky.app to see who is blocking you.
I have 41 people blocking me and I never talked to a single one of them. 🤷♂️
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1% club. Let's flex on 'em! 💪
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What's up with nearly all of the posts in my feeds suddenly in Portuguese? 🥴
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🎤 drop
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That shit is deep and I like it.
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For decades socks have struggled to become the star of the show on Christmas morning. So they're shooting for a random Thursday.
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Slllllide
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I explained what sex is to my niece when she was like 7. If anyone needs it explained, just let me know!
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Well, she is from Maine. So that explains a lot.
And every writer from Maine thinks they're the next Stephen King to come out of Maine.
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Wives are always the last to know.
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DMs without a side of dick pics. Amen.
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🎤 drop
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Let's have a bot-free social network for a change. That would be refreshing!
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Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with women? Dick veins. Balls. Guys are gross. But I’m grateful women find us tolerable enough to fuck — thank you!
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Who needs AI when we can produce this!
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I made sure to hide her meat feet in this photo because they're simply too hot for the internet to handle. 🔥
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I have a Bulldog. She has some of the most smoking hot meat feet you've ever seen!
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For what it's worth, no one needs to eat 3 meals a day. You've just been condition to think you do.
18:6 Intermittent Fasting does wonders for the body and it's not hard habit to adjust to at all.
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Exactly where NFTs belong — the Walmart clearance rack.
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Preach!
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There's a lot of bad babies. It happens.
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Starting 2024 with the flu. So death is imminent for both of us.
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We almost made it a full 13 days since Elon's last antisemitic tweet — "You have said the actual truth."
And now he's running with Pizzagate today, Day 13. 😶
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Well, it's important that the concentration camp uniforms have flattering stripes — vertical, not horizontal.
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This is why I'm losing love for Bluesky pretty quickly.
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That's just on Bluesky that everyone's gay...except me and maybe like 2 other people.
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The gladiator shield I made in 6th grade had a better fit and finish.
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That cream in her coffee isn't going to be spit. It's going to be something worse.
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Looks like Christmas to me! 😍
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💪
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Funnier if the wedding planner is a woman.
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I meant the first one, but prayers up for the 2nd! 🙏
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Thank you. I will also continue to restrain myself from smashing windows at the Capitol when a candidate I didn't vote for wins.
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Why does childhood have to be so dark!
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In his defense, I felt like smearing feces on walls when Trump was elected. I was younger than 38 and I restrained myself. So there's that.
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I would have never guessed Travis has that much Beagle in him.
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Bulldog people on Bluesky? YEAH!
Just had a neurologist appt today for my Bulldog Rugby. Hope Lavender checks out ok!
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If all 535 members of Congress have to vote on whether McCarthy stays or goes, then only seems fair for all 535 to vote on whether Gaetz stays or goes. 🤷♂️