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Calling it now

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

don’t watch handmaids tale watch man in the high tower

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Is your skin white enough to survive this administration? How much money can save you? Hint: not enough! @newtorktimes

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What if I don’t want to ingest something called “colostrum?” What then? Gross. Eff you podcasters.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

submitted 16 days ago • 349 comments

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

submitted 15 days ago • 98 comments

This is the autistic man who doesn’t date, play baseball, write poems, or pay taxes. RFK should try meeting some autistic people that aren’t talentless freaks who mail their cum to women from the internet.

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

eff you wordle

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

#deportdoocy

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

my partner sleeps during survivor so he can stay up for amazing race??!! NERD

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I do not believe he knows how to hold a job.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hilary Clinton is part of the problem in this nation. Fuck her and her husband.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 25 days ago • 79 comments

We broke madlibs

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

the sexual tension between michael cera and gail is just 🤌💋 in her absolute rejection of him WE ALL JUST WANT GAIL #topchef

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Clipart is making a comeback. IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE, BABY!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

what is liberating about being an asshole? why are their brains so broken that hurting other people gives them pleasure?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

all of this pain and poverty just so the wealthy leeches won't be taxed

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

HOLY WAH Wordle 1,384 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

dr. odyssey needs a musical episode

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

inside of you there are two sim players

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

they really shouldn't have made outside the bed be so cold

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits. This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.

submitted 46 days ago • 222 comments

there are dozens of us!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

is it weird that i like evil hugh grant?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Been watching The Pitt #thepitt and it would be so awesome if it turns out Dr. Langdon is lying about having a wife, kids, and a puppy. Just complete delusion.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Just incredible to watch Musk and this network of VCs like Sacks, Andreessen, and Thiel embed themselves with the culture of Jake Paul and other dudes with neck tats to abolish constitutional republican government so they can pick apart the economic carcass of this country

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments

lol no way Wordle 1,347 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Bernie was the first candidate of any party EVER to win the popular vote in all three early voting states. Within a week of that happening, everyone doing worse than Bernie but better than Biden dropped out to coalesce around Joe, while liberal media pundits called Bernie’s supporters brown shirts.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

lol okay I did that and all I got was dem shaming… maybe Cheney was a mistake? Can’t admit that.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment