The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
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As Mary Antoinette once said, 'Let them eat cake; inside of a milkshake.'
Hard pass if there's no eating challenge.
I do, however, accept the responsibility of adhering to the stereotype of being a jolly fat man during my term.
https://medium.com/@thcarter123/leonard-leo-the-stained-glass-curtain-hes-hiding-behind-cb1964eb1160
Maybe a retreat is in order.
(I'm not being sarcastic. I do love your comment)
That leaves Canadians out, I'm afraid.
The 2nd u in humour gives you away. You're a Canadian trying to keep other Canadians north of the border and not be arrested.
I’d love to, but I’ve got a revolution to write about.
But thanks.
In less than 2 months, some of our FREEDOMS, HOPES and COUNTRY are ALREADY GONE.
If you are feeling UNCERTAINTY and FEAR,
you already know what is happening!
The TIME to PROTEST is NOW.
JUNE 2025, will be likely be too late :)
THE WHITEHOUSE - a large palace where democracy died from a rabies outbreak
I'm not applying, but I'm very interested in researching this "Nativity In Black" structure.
I'll have to wait until the Sabbath though, I don't have enough time otherwise with all my gamer girl stuff.
I can do that. 😈
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Them reporting facts is going to fit in as typical Onion writing....
Do the world a favor. If you want to avoid WWIII, GET RID OF HIM.
We will not sit and watch him threatening us. We might nuke you!
Actually, wait a minute.
Looks like we're going to have to rescind this fellowship offer."
What a switch it would be if the Onion started reporting real investigative journalism.
BTW. You can buy her 💩 coin for 67 cents today.
So much WINNING!
**floats through a wall, but the hotdog in my pocket is of the material realm and falls to the floor in my ghostly wake**
Either the writing or the Eating Challenge
Guess I’ll just have to rely on my writing skills like some kind of amateur.
“Now write funny stuff!”
“Lunch is in a week.”