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I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise. Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company!!!"

submitted 69 days ago • 11 comments

apparently i have "ruined" the eggnog because "obviously" the eggs "shouldn't have been scrambled"

submitted 69 days ago • 159 comments

I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded

submitted 70 days ago • 179 comments

Millionaires and multi billion dollar companies be like, “we are doing our part, by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

I just saw an obituary headline for a bacteriologist described as “a giant in his field” and I’m like of course have you seen how small bacteria are?

submitted 70 days ago • 42 comments

Being disabled is walking the tightrope of proving you're competent enough to matter and disabled enough to require support

submitted 70 days ago • 10 comments

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

submitted 71 days ago • 632 comments

Writing tip: Write words in the order you intend them to be read, not in alphabetical order. 21st century readers don't have the attention span to assemble a story from its alphabetized words. These are no longer the days of Dick Moby, Heights Wuthering, and And Peace War.

submitted 70 days ago • 71 comments

Autism: I need to keep my routine bc my body doesn’t like it & it makes me uncomfortable ADHD: I need chaos bc routine is boring after a while Me with both: is chaotic routine a thing bc it feels like no 😅

submitted 71 days ago • 7 comments

Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.

submitted 71 days ago • 287 comments

The next time a kiddo has a tantrum or an adult has a meltdown, I'd like you to consider these words from MLK Jr: "A riot is the language of the unheard." What are they trying to tell you? And what have you done to help them feel understood?

submitted 71 days ago • 7 comments

Disabled people deserve joy. We deserve love and respect and compassion and support. Disabled people are people!

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

When I was a young writer, I received a LOT of rejections. Now, after decades of hard work, I am no longer young.

submitted 71 days ago • 124 comments

United Healthcare has been refusing to provide services such as speech therapy for autistic children, arguing that these are developmental rather than medical. Additionally, they are denying adults access to essential tools and services that could assist with communication skills.

submitted 71 days ago • 11 comments

FUN FACT: Measles, polio, diphtheria, mumps, rubella and tetanus are six once-common illnesses that vaccines have contained for decades, saving many millions of lives.

submitted 72 days ago • 850 comments

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

submitted 72 days ago • 887 comments

I really feel like we don't talk enough about meltdowns. Personally they're the part about being autistic that I hate the most. I enjoy being autistic quite a lot but meltdowns I could do without lol

submitted 71 days ago • 14 comments

Me as a child: I can’t wait to be an adult so I can eat cake for dinner while watching cartoons My parents: When you’re an adult, you won’t want to eat cake for dinner while watching cartoons I SURE SHOWED THEM, DIDN’T I

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

I know he’s only ten weeks old, but our baby is showing some pretty disturbing signs. Eye contact, advocating for his needs, etc. Could it be possible that he’s… neurotypical? 😳 And if so, is there some sort of vaccine that would make him autistic? #ActuallyAutistic

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

PSA: A lot of bots are invading Bluesky, so many of us are being cautious in following back. Please make sure you put something in your bio to tell people who you are! This is how we find each other! Like and repost other's posts! This is how we build Bluesky! And helps show you are not a bot!

submitted 74 days ago • 285 comments

i feel like there should be a person who's job it is to show up the first day of shooting, sit the director and the cinematographer down in a room and say "whatever you're about to do, it does not need to be that dark."

submitted 72 days ago • 316 comments

Nobody gets rich off of Social Security. Most people like me are barely subsisting on the program,. But it has helped from keeping us homeless and penniless. We paid every single cent into the program! It’s our money.

submitted 73 days ago • 442 comments

Definitely seconding that people who don’t have or don’t understand chronic pain or disabilities need to shut up before they opine on what we can and cannot do, or what’s believable to them. If you saw me walking up a hill you’d think I was fine for anything. Now watch me try to walk down one.

submitted 73 days ago • 9 comments

To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.

submitted 74 days ago • 1213 comments

Vaccines don't cause Autism and I'm honestly gobsmacked that we're even having this debate right now in history This was nonsense literally 20 years ago, I thought that this was pretty much settled and yet, here we are.

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

Socialising when you're autistic feels like you're acting in a play with no script, but everybody still expects you to know all the lines

submitted 72 days ago • 16 comments

I only made it through half of Trevor Noah's podcast about Luigi Mangione before I had to turn to work but I thought Josh Johnson's (❤️ him) point that, "Luigi committed murder but he didn't kill an innocent man and that's why people are struggling with it," was interesting.

submitted 73 days ago • 47 comments

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

submitted 73 days ago • 427 comments

Click twice powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special... These are your two superpowers I got Basketball Mastery and Impossible Movement

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Legit one of the worst aspects of RSD (Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, common among people with ADHD) is KNOWING you're having an irrational emotional response to something and not being able to do shit about it anyway 😭

submitted 77 days ago • 25 comments

the true ADHD endgame is continually remembering and forgetting to look up better tools to manage ADHD

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

Republicans are addicted to cruelty

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

If boredom feels like literal pain, you might want to look into ADHD.

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

My autism doesn’t make me better than neurotypicals or lesser than them. Autism is how my brain is wired up. You can’t fight for equality if you think you are better than others. Let diversity thrive.

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

Here’s a crazy idea. Let’s make sure the proposed new FBI Director can pass an FBI Background Check.

submitted 83 days ago • 690 comments