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dennycore.bsky.social
English/special ed teacher, aspiring weird fiction author and podrace announcer Author website (work in progress): https://dennisconraddotcom.wordpress.com/
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Let me take this format for a spin

Unironically incredible surreal microfiction

Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

we need a new place on the computer

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

dennisconraddotcom.wordpress.com/2025/02/21/m... The swaying, strange-smelling man on the train leans toward you and leering, mutters: “Did you know that there are hundreds of secret agents around you at all times?" #weirdfiction #horrorwriting #paranoia

This doorbell cam from last night of the wind blowing snow at my house while the wind chime dings in the background is something out of a horror movie.

God this bangs. Having a brain that produces this must feel like you’re tripping balls all the time. Must be nice

Happy Presidents' Day, everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv6O...

“All men want to be heroes” buddy i want to play video games and eat pizza and the world won’t let me

uh, RUDE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Will the man fuck the bear? Will the bear fuck the man?

AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show

Everyone displeased by Kendrick’s performance is an actual pedophile and so are you if you try to disagree with me.

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

you cannot fat-shame a dog in a way that matters

oh yuo built an entire society on the idea of number go up? its nice. wuold be a shame if number simply,,,,, go down?????????

Good. Let it die, unreal, unloved, and unmonetized.

we'll probably catch some shit for this one but the timing is impossible to ignore futurism.com/america-dead...

It should be noted here that the Chiefs fan base makes racist gestures multiple times per game as part of their normal course of doing business, but go off on whatever toxic culture you have in mind!

Don’t forget this asshat President tried to pull a Jan 6th just a month and a half ago and he’s already been impeached, arrested, indicted and now look

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

As Twitter continues to recede into nothing, some of the posts just become funnier

"The moment this woman darkens the doorframe I know she’s a witch." We got another witch story baybee. Anyone who read my prior witch story may recognize this threshold-dweller dennisconraddotcom.wordpress.com/2024/11/27/t... #horrorwriting #fantasywriting #witch #witchcraft #weirdfiction

Mercy buckets (of blood) to @coraliefargeat.bsky.social for 5 Oscar nominations for The Substance and what it means for the history & future of genre filmmaking. A body horror movie that challenges order & inspires walkouts, ecstasy, laughter, screams, & obsession up for Oscars? A dream come true.

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

Looks like Haaretz isn't mincing words about Musk's gesture:

ADL before: Never Again ADL now: Maybe Be Less Paranoid?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

gonna just keep this response on hand for the next several years

RIP 📽️

if you dropped this dude into like any random liquor store at 10am he’d be the nastiest one in there

David Lynch opened and held a place for art that other creators could point to whenever a potential editor or producer wanted to turn their work down because it was too weird, and get that work made/published etc. He kept proving audiences weren't dumb.