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I like to build things (@HopscotchLabs.co 🎧, Foursquare📱, Dodgeball 📟, @StockadeFC.com & @StreetFC ⚽️). Husband to Chelsa & Dada to 👧🏼🧒🏼&👶🏼. Splitting time btw NYC & Kingston, NY. Other keywords for the AI: snowboards, hot dogs denniscrowley.com
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Chad GPT is a better name IMHO

Just heard someone say "USE YOUR WORDS!" to an adult who (apparently) was only texting with emojis. Ha!

3yo walks around singing “It’s okay to be mad // at someone you love // when you are ready // give them a hug” — thank you, Daniel Tiger!

Gladiator 2 is basically the *exact same movie* as Gladiator 1. Same plot, same scenes, same lines (!!) etc.. except a lot shittier. Not sure I’ve seen something so shameless.

This is wise.

Am I crazy to do a solar install (60 panels!) without a backup battery? (my basement does not meet requirements for battery install). We'd be doing net-metering and we'd be offsetting 86% (!!)

Gonna start bringing eggs with me when I drop 7yo at the bus so I can launch them at the cars who honk at school bus.

“The people did not vote for the Department of Education to be obliterated — they voted for lower prices for eggs and milk.” — this gave me a tiny sliver of hope that the Dems silence/retrear is on actually “on strategy” 🤷🏻‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/o...

i read this & got my virginity back as a side effect

At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.

Okay, so we started Severance again (after giving up on it after 3 episodes maybe 18 months ago?). We started with s01e01 again... (btw, two shoutouts to Kingston area so far!)

Brilliant but devastating editorial in the Financial Times. “In the past 10 days, he [Trump] has all but incinerated 80 years of postwar American leadership. If you are not at the table, you are on the menu. America has turned.”

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

“Right now, there is a distinct possibility that we do not have a free and fair election in 2028...” — Chris Murphy via www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/u...

"Our streets are now more safe. There has been a 51% decrease in injuries and a 55% decrease in crashes in the congestion relief zone compared to the same period in January 2024."

Iconic. Distress flag hung in protest from El Capitan in Yosemite National Park. #Resist

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

When you think about it, it’s kinda amazing that a billionaire hasn’t tried so openly and brazenly to buy power. It’s always more subtle. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/20/u...

TBH I love this. 🍿 Huge respect for the long game they’ve been playing.

In Taiwan, years back, some civic hackers created the Gov0 campaign (or g0v) in which they got the domain name g0v.tw (it's a zero in the middle) and created alternatives to every gov website of what they would do if they were in charge. Anyone could see the plans by replacing the o with the 0.

PSA: To unsubscribe from this insane Restoration Hardware catalog, click here: rh.com/us/en/custom... All catalogs should come with a "scan this QR to unsubscribe" forever. Make it a law!

Kind of love this idea

In case anyone wanted my $0.02 on the "USL challenging MLS" news... (tl;dr: Go USL go!)

I broke my “no coffee after 3pm” rule yesterday and now I’m fully awake at 5am. (after crap nights sleep)

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

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LOL nope.

Project: Substack Resurrection™ is still in effect. Just published #2 from this year. I set a goal to try to do 3 of them per Field Note notebook (and I have blank 11 pages left!) Read/sub here: dennydanger.substack.com/p/snippets-w...

Me: <singing the “Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur…” song at breakfast> 3yo: “Oh! Dad! You know this song too!“ Me: 👀

"Featuring an EV‑only range of 53 miles..." –– says the marketing email about the Range Rover plug-in hybrid 🤦🏻‍♂️