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Progressive, Skeptic, Charitable Soul, Ally, Geek, Advocate for Positive Change. Pretty OK guy. Opinions probably my own. He/Him. 100% AI-free posts. Don't Click Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:twki3zdekb6exuzig7c2ajpy/feed/aaak32hfj6y44
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🎶 I'm holding out for a gyro 🎶

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

They called him Atilla the hun because he was a real sweety pie. Along with hun, we was also known as babe, sweetheart, and whatever other pet names his wife gave him.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Exactly, and I mean exactly, what it took to finally radicalize me into action. It's almost like I was a sleeper cell for shitposters.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just going to put this here in case anyone is interested in it for some kind of reference or "entertainment purposes only" or whatever. Wouldn't it be wild if one particular Tesla was targeted? That'd be crazy, right? Just completely nuts and so unexpected. gadgetsranked.com/can-a-tesla-...

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Anita Ward's 1979 classic "Ring My Bell" as I think it would be sung by Till Lindemann of Rammstein.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Wife: *intentionally singing WAY off key and only well enough for the tune to be recognizable* Wife: I love singing to you! Me: Let me know when it happens... Got a high five for that one. Well, I self-fived, but that made her laugh, so I wasn't in trouble.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Her: Why don't you act maturely and face up to your responsibilities? Me: Get the fuck out of my treehouse.

submitted 103 days ago • 4 comments

Linux users: *crickets, but smug*

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

christian sail:

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

*knuckle tats* FISH STIX

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

OK, can we please stop doing this "I have a wee pithy thing to say, so it's going to be a huge graphic with no ALT text" thing? Please? I even see news outlets and indie journalists do it. You can't filter it out with a word list. It isn't viewable by those with screen readers. Just type your shit.

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

*knuckle tats* SH_P CLAS

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

submitted 106 days ago • 398 comments

No one ever takes me seriously when I say we should bring back guillotines for politicians who don't server the people. Is it because I pronounce it "GWILL-oh-tynz"? I'm saying that right, yeah? I think so. I really think I'm right on this one.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

*cutting my own hair* Me: So, doing anything fun this weekend? Me: I don't talk to pigs! *makes oinking noise* Me: *intentionally fucks up my hair because I don't like the attitude*

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I console myself that, even if I can't use the word "clusterfuck" in an academic book, "omnishambles" serves just as well.

submitted 110 days ago • 125 comments