derek.foggyfield.org
Progressive, Skeptic, Charitable Soul, Ally, Geek, Advocate for Positive Change. Pretty OK guy. Opinions probably my own. He/Him. 100% AI-free posts.
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My dad always said Keith Richards died 15 years ago and no one told him.
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Sign outside:
GET INTO FITNESS!*
*fitness whole box of croissants into my mouth
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No pain*, no gain!
*French
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www.whompcomic.com/comic/just-s...
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Just so long as know that you are loved by weird randos on the internet you've never met. 🤗🫂
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Came here to say this.
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*mid-air origami shaped like a chinchilla with an unwrapped Babybel cheese inside*
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If your kid is old enough to do the math that I refuse to do when I hear something like that, it's time to just start using years.
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As a child of the 70/80s, we rolled around in the trunk from ages 1 to 27 an wer ternd urt jurs furn.
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My folks split when I was 7, so I lived with Mom, but visiting him was always a good time. He painted, was a musician, wrote weird poetry, and was just cool to people in general. When I hit college age, we really got tight, he and I. Generally a well-liked dude. Moreso if you got his sense of humor.
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He did it professionally since before I was born. He even started a shop with another guy. They would paint for a while and hand the airbrush back and forth on a job. When asked, they'd say the guy that painted it, "Eli", was from California and only painted at night. My old man was a weird dude.
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My dad painted vans, cars, motorcycle tanks... pretty much anything, with this "van art" airbrush and hand-striped art style. He prided himself on hiding a pair of tits in almost every mural he ever did.
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I didn't make the cut again? Nerts!
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To connect a bit and see what he's into, I asked my new neighbor what kind of music he listens to all day. Any recommendations? He said, "I don't listen to anything." Like... at all I guess? Full stop? I cannot wrap my head around that. You don't have a single preference? A genre? One favorite song?
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Before the bullshit starts:
* I hate the orange shitgibbon too.
* I don't want to censor you. I want you to include both the handicapped and people who would like to filter certain words, like "Trump".
* I don't follow these people, then complain. They come across the Discover feed.
* I said please.
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We've all been there.
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You're funny... but looks aren't everything.
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14, 14, 14, 15, 16, 15, 15,
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Some days that really is as good as it gets.
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Defenestrated! What a 'mess'!
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Just sayin'. "Count your blessings" and all that, I guess?
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Open a window so I can find you and we'll go from there, Little Miss Fogbottom.
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Every time!
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*cutting my own hair*
Me: So, doing anything fun this weekend?
Me: I don't talk to pigs! *makes oinking noise*
Me: *intentionally fucks up my hair because I don't like the attitude*
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I just say "Fuck socks!" Close enough.
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Pogue nailed it. I've been using Signal for years. Can and do recommend.