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desertwhale.bsky.social
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Welcome to all the new peoples joining the No Man's sky community!! :D

Made a tutorial for No Man's Sky! youtu.be/JmTbOxDI6NI

Once I learn how to harness my motivation, it's over for everyone.

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

I don’t know how they aren’t being sued by their own employees? If I posted something like this or said this at my office I’d be in HR getting my termination letter. Genuine question @marcelias.bsky.social & other #Legal people. Why aren’t we encouraging Tesla/X employees to file HR complaints?

i’ve started doing this thing like jingling keys in front of a baby where i give my grandpa an interesting book to read so he talks about that with me instead of whatever he saw on fox news yesterday

wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny

Someone on TikTok described Twitter as Elon Musk's Discord server. I can't unsee it now.

some ways to generate electricity A) use sunlight to drive photosynthesis in plants, let plants die, wait ~100 million years, dig up fossilized plants, burn plants, use heat to boil water, use steam to drive a rotating turbine, use generator to make electrons B) use sunlight to make electrons

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

sorry it took me fifteen seconds to like your reply. i had to check whether all your posts are replies and if your bio has four hashtags and five emojis and if you're a computer program

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This is a monumental day for the future of the open web, though it might not be obvious for a while. Mastodon matures its governance model with a great, solid non-profit blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/01/the-... and a coalition of independents push to open up Bluesky's AT Protocol: freeourfeeds.com

Literally, WTF!

Delicious face frames

"SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING REALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING." - Jake the Dog

Seen in Venice Beach today

"Remember, the rules are set in stone and perfectly equitable. ... Unless you’re absurdly rich, attractive, popular, or any mixture of the aforementioned traits. Remember! If it’s punishable by fine, it’s fine as long as you can pay!!!"

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women

What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?

You wanna know how to not fall for AI slop? Take the time to vet who and what you’re responding to. Don’t have the time to do it? Then you don’t get to complain about it.

I regret to inform you all that I figured out how to use the imgflip API

the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life

One of the dumbest memes I've ever made and its about #arcane