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My buddy showed me a picture of a girl he was going on a date with and I said “you have a type” and he’s like nooo I don’t have a type, I like all kinds of women. I said I only see you DATE a certain TYPE. Who you like and who you actually date are completely different.

Do you ever forget how old you are? Sometimes I forget what my exact age is.

Gonna commit to posting and using this app more. So here it is… my unfiltered thoughts 🫡

I’m still in mourning. Respect my privacy in these trying times.

RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it. It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here

I’m gonna go get violently high and not talk to anyone for a week.

The fact that I can’t open TikTok and watch a 10min video about space is really pissing me off even more.

My life is over.

Hiding in the bathroom at work cus I can’t face anyone rn.

I am inconsolable. I don’t know how I will go on for the next few months.

I will be breaking my dry January streak tonight.

Will not be crashing on twitter for everyone to see. But I will do it here.

Just gotta make it through today

Can’t explain how nice it is to bring someone on a trip and their goal is to make sure you have a bad time and then ask why you’re having a bad time.

You might as well have Mr Beast dunk on Michael Jordan next. Since we just doin whatever at this point

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I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.

Just really praying i can actually have a good time and not have to deal with her and her bullshit my whole trip

I don’t even like skinny girls like that but i would eat her alive 😭

PUT IT IN THE RAFTERS!!!!!! #NBA #BASKETBALL

What’s so wild is it really is something about Pieces that i really end up vibing with. Every single time.

Alright so bet since i can talk freely here: i wanna fuck this girl that hangs at our after work bar, she works in the industry too but she’s straight but she’s so cute and i wanna take her to eat food then i wanna eat her off the bone.

I just realized all the wild ass shit wanna say on my twitter i can say on here cus i don’t know yall for real yet

Just waiting for #WNBA, #Pistons, and #Lions twitter to come this way

*tap tap* is this thing on?