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Call me crazy, but my idea of making America great involves a lot fewer Nazis.

not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

In an embarrassing Super Bowl mixup, the NFL announces that the Philadelphia Eagles actually played KC and the Sunshine Band.

“For whatever reason, people of color have a higher incidence of maternal mortality."

If Buckaroo Banzai had actually been allowed to go up against the World Crime League, none of this would be happening.

Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.

Growing older, despite decades of yoga, my balance is turning to shit. Sometimes when queued in line I'll try balancing on one foot, covertly holding the other foot just slightly off the ground. I think of this as my secret ninja warrior training. I'm a man in my 60s.

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

Of course ending birthright citizenship is blatantly unconstitutional. So is a third term in office. But I thought the same thing about presidential criminal immunity and holding office after inciting an insurrection. The obvious is not so obvious anymore.

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

Enjoy the last day before tomorrow. Then four years…

Pete Hegseth getting all these women to sign nondisclosure agreements means he has a lot of embarrassing skeletons in the closet. Don't think Putin doesn't know what they are. #Blackmail

They should put a breathalyzer lock on Hegseth’s pentagon office door.

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

Manhattan smog: fog + pollutants. From 1971-77, the Documerica project captured 20,000 images of America’s environmental impact. Explore these through the National Archives. The photo below is from Documerica—join the movement! Let’s not forget our past, or we’re bound to repeat it.

I think I prefer this to "Gulf of America"

Who would have thought that the guy who created Facebook to rank hot women would turn out to be a moral coward

Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.

Always remember January 6. Always fight for democracy, peace, and equality for all. Always fight for civility, decency, and the rule of law.

January 20, 2025

1974’s Washington Post: “We must do everything possible to expose the corrupt president.” 2025’s Washington Post: “We must do everything possible to flatter the corrupt president.”

Donald Trump sold bibles. Jimmy Carter followed one. Trump cheated on all his wives. Carter only had one & was faithful. Donald Trump spent his post-presidency selling garbage like gold shoes and trading cards with AI images of himself. Jimmy Carter helped build homes for those without shelter.

My eating habits over the last few days have been like constantly putting your phone onto charge even though it's still at 98% battery life.

We’re about to see how much loss, pain and suffering people are willing to take in exchange for not wanting to vote for a woman.

We cannot let a person who has a nematode in his brain, who was addicted to heroin for 14 years, and who drove his wife to take her own life, who has sexual assault allegations against him, and a fetish with dead animals – to make *any* kind of health decisions for *anyone*.

FUN FACT: Measles, polio, diphtheria, mumps, rubella and tetanus are six once-common illnesses that vaccines have contained for decades, saving many millions of lives.

Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children! Salk: Well thank God Me: Of course they will grow up Salk: Well I hope so Me: And get old Salk: I guess? Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine Salk: what now Me: And leave NATO Salk: shit

A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

Mr President: it would mean so much to us if, for the rest of the month, you would run loose like a deranged Krampus, stuffing right wing assholes in your bag and dragging them away to be eaten.

“And then I pardoned my son, partly because I really love him, but mainly because it was a very funny thing to do.”

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

I feel seen

Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.

I graduated high school in 1984. It was a glorious time. It’s also the year the movie “Red Dawn” came out. It’s a time in this country when we all knew the Soviet Union/Russia was our enemy. I still know that. I haven’t changed in that regard.

#Truth