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I'm more of a Tumblr guy tbh Hey have you ever heard of a game series called Danganronpa
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Saw wolf man and it reminds me that vampire fans really do get it all, nosferatu felt like drinking fine wine and now I just had some tap water

I still think it's fucked up that they're freaked out by the nudists at the nudist colony in Zootopia. They're just reacting like Jerry Lewis to smooth crotches. Show us that huge elephant pussy.

Gas prices jumped 44 cents since last night, when I filled my tank despite it being 5/6 full. I feel like Neo

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It's 2025 and Trump is president again. The Christmas tree stays up

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

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Olive Oyl, Bluto, Wimpy, and Popeye represent the four human body-types: skinny, brawny, fat, and Popeye.

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE. 🧵

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2024 A video countdown vimeo.com/1046284152

Leaving Facebook and Instagram in light of Meta's "transphobia is cool" policy changes. Now I can ignore Bluesky full-time

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What's not racist but feels racist? White people using the palest variant of a hand emoji. Why you going out of the way to show the group chat you're white. Just be a Simpsons

you may think Christmas Vacation aged poorly bc people today won't understand the Boomer assumption that a Christmas bonus will cover the down payment on a pool, but it actually aged very well bc the message is that you should kidnap your CEO at gunpoint to get what you deserve

So far it's shaping up to be working on a nonfiction book about pop music ... and more Danganronpa fan fiction

"Abracadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya" - Steve Miller, the Steve Miller Band, "Abracadabra"

WE JUST GOT NATIONAL FREE TEST-TO-TREAT FOR COVID AND FLU IN THE US www.test2treat.org/s/?language=... If you’re uninsured/underinsured, on Medicaid or Medicare, or get VA or Indian Health Services care, you can also enroll *without* a positive test and get free Lucira tests sent to you.

ernest hemingway can go fuck himself with his mint condition baby shoes

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The difference between being a teen and approaching 30? Back then I would've hated it if someone pointed out that Leo DiCaprio in Inception has the same hair as Christopher Nolan. Now I think it's mildly amusing and, more significantly, won't think about it in five minutes

Omegle has ended its service with a brutal good-bye message www.omegle.com

I have two brothers, we're all very close in age and grew up with the same things. Only in recent years have I noticed that we created our own little subculture, with fixations and conversations that pretty much everyone else finds inscrutable. Normal to us, freakshit to not-us. A lot of U2 talk.

boy math is me thinking i lost my airpod case but finding it an hour later and acting like it's a $200 windfall

the cop who went down the slide has succumbed to his injuries

Popeye the Sailor Man (developing a god complex): I Yam that I Yam

Baby Johnny Cash be like "I wet myself today to see if I still pee"

t-rex in: a PLANE and simple plan www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

More phrases that function like "hurt people hurt people": Clean people clean people 🧼 Free people free people ✊🏼 Quiet people quiet people 🤫 Fine people fine people 💸 Wrong people wrong people 🤕 Better people better people 😇 Damn people damn people 🤬

Gender is a performance and my improv's pissing off the director by being funnier than the script

Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv] The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies] Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough

what we should really be discussing re: sex scenes in movies is how sometimes you're watching one and you're like "he wouldn't fuck like that."

Do you guys ever think about dying?

I'm convinced that conservatives do shit like this so they can push windows of social acceptability for themselves re: crime & cruelty. If one guy can get away with it, anyone can! Stories like this are how a former US president can spill state secrets without getting hate from the LOCK HER UP crowd

NANCY 2019 Olivia Jaimes 1-20

Dating tip: put “Rock over London,” in your bio and date whoever responds with “Rock on, Chicago”

Every time I hear someone say something like "the Civil Rights Movement didn't do x," I feel compelled to remind everyone that their image of the Civil Rights Movement is largely based on its activities in the south, in a place where merely being Black in public was an affront to the social order.

Erect the enclosure. IMMEDIATELY. Mass block!

Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.