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They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.

ACAB includes coping mechanisms

getting laid off from my job and then getting a new cat two days later makes it feel like i'm on maternity leave

Born to fish, forced to fuck. The only pole I cast is the one I tuck.

free him

this is my adult son pubert

Crash coursing my way through 8 different quarter life crises to speed run my transition just so the 20 something I'm bumming cigarettes off can call me "An Elder queer"

This is my favorite picture of Stonewall. They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+. Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them. I think about it a lot in moments like this.

ohhhh elon musk did the “roman salute”. that thing everyone is aware of and always talking about

back to back world champion at catching covid the very start of the new year. 😤 Undefeated at being a sick little slug

meow: Monster Estrogen Orbs Women

balatro anime

new year new me. And my new me I mean I'm more tired, depressed, and old but still just as hot 🔥

these ain't your onions 🧅

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

i love flying, it's so great being denied entry by a tranphobic TSA agent and then having my flight canceled on my way home. I love flying soooo much I'm so glad we don't have high speed rail in this country.

why was there never a twilight video game

the monogamy leaving my body when I’m in five guys

Watched 70 episodes of Skibidi Toilet tonight. I'm taking a few days offline now

so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot

when u wish upon tom cruise all your wishes will com truise

the feminine urge to eat the skin off a man who stares at you for an entire train ride.

11yo’s class had their final D.A.R.E lesson today. Apparently the cops promised ice cream to the class with the most kids wearing D.A.R.E shirts - my kid’s class - and then they just… didn’t give out any ice cream. So thanks, D.A.R.E, for teaching my kid the most vital lesson of all: that cops lie.

tweets I still stand by:

Nobody tells you this but if you let your girlfriends become friends they will all gang up and bully you. It's completely free too, I have 3 at home and I've saved so much money on viagra from the constant humiliation it's crazy.

No honey I swear I'm not romanticizing my depressive solitude. Now if you don't mind I'd like to get back to my 3 hour loop of Guts' theme set to a rainstorm while playing Metro.

i will always worship our lord and savior (annual recurring revenue)

I'm keeping my Pop collection in deep storage, not because it has any value or emotional attachment. But because I wanted my descendants to get to feel the shame of learning a dark truth about me a generation after I'm gone from holding the thicc robot from fallout 4.

I fixed it

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

the only thing on my mind right now is STALKER, because how else am I gonna get to know 'er?

Loggin on

backshots from the guy headshotting CEOs would go wild rn

I'm sorry sweety, but the only reason you think I'm a man is because you're gay and want to kiss me. 💅

*my girlfriend less than two minutes after being inside me* "So yeah I just think Mao was really misunderstood y'know?"