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Obsessed with my dog. Weird aunt. USPS superfan. Minneapolis improv and sketch comedy.
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Touching up my blonde highlights and bleaching my teeth these days as camouflage.

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Fun fact: nothing factual has ever been fun.

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Never forget that Canadian MNT and Portland Timbers keeper Maxime Crepeau's name means "all the crepes" in French.

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I have cramps, and honestly? Maybe I deserve this as an American.

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We are such a trash country

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Cyber Trucks are just chonky DeLoreans.

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Oh no, I can't stop submitting "reports" from "real people" with "DEI concerns"

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The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

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I'm not sure my company exists if there is no Slack. No (mouse) jiggle, no job.

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It's important to remember that everything is the worst.

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Did you guys realize that the new Secretary of Transportation is SEAN FUCKING DUFFY (R-Real World)?!

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Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

submitted 13 days ago • 140 comments

Instagram just tried to get me to chat with AI characters, including one called "Vent Therapy." Nice try. I didn't spend hours as a 90s kid typing into Ask Eliza, "Why is my brother so mean to me?" to not learn that robots can't help you with your emotional problems.

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I replaced a lightbulb that has been out for months.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

your identity in a capitalist society

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I mean, Charles Lindbergh was also a Nazi weirdo who kept impregnating women with his allegedly superior genetics, but at least he was good-looking.

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While the USPS still exists, I am sending hate mail to Elon at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building (1650 17th St NW, Washington, DC 20500). No one can stop you from writing mean things to bad people. It is mildly cathartic.

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Crack the Liberty bell it’s time to chuck some batteries at fascists

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Kendrick Lamar is of course cooler than I could ever dream of being, but I love that for this performance he went with the flare jeans so long you're stepping on them like me in junior high.

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Seeing the seal Seal just now: "Oh god!"

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Just used some allergy nasal spray and its taste hit the back of my tongue and throat and I felt awesome because the liquid didn't just hit massive congestion and leak back out of my nose.

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Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

submitted 31 days ago • 199 comments

Husband farts: tolerable, sometimes gross, but part of living with another human Puppy farts: Aaawwwwww

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It may very well be time to resurrect the blog I started in my early 20s and kept up sporadically for a decade or so. blonderandthinner.blogspot.com?m=1

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If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would go see live.

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

When you just can't take a selfie because your hair is somehow more staticky than greasy right now this moment.

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Making eggs and loading the dishwasher while drunk these days.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Dickens was a master of the serialized storyline. Not afraid of a little supernatural intervention. A+ drama nonsense.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

It's -3 outside (Fahrenheit). The number of blankets we own currently justifying itself because it is full-on Burrow Season.

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I know it's gauche to quote yourself but it looks like it's "closing time" for tik tok

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Her hat is like a shark's fin. (Post-bath puppy) #FranClub

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