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but Leland Palmer folks, great man. How he can sing, and a real firecracker of a daughter. of course we don't need to talk about what happened there, nasty stuff, but what a firecracker. You know one time I said to him I said Leland I bet you're very attracted to that daughter of yours

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

tariffs don't affect me bc I am not beholden to maritime law

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

remember being 7 or 8 watching The Simpsons and being existentially terrified by what a doofus Chief Wiggum was. The thought that all the people w/ hands on the levers of power might be total fucking morons really didn't sit well. Thankfully I've never thought of it since

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

late life Christopher Hitchens if he'd managed to keep the alcoholic bloat

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Swerve City, Deftones

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that face

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

Elon Musk appears to be wearing a SafeLife-style level 3+ concealable kevlar vest under his shirt. That's why his looks this way. He is terrified and in fear for his life.

submitted 2 days ago • 1232 comments

the united states needs a cryptocurrency reserve in case it needs to import massive amounts of heroin without the united states detecting it or as a hedge against the collapse of the united states

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments

good move, buying ad space in the paper he doesn't read. y'all got this

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"baseball, which is dying all over the place" could pass for an Ashbery line

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

submitted 11 days ago • 253 comments

However much you hate the New York Times, it isn't enough

submitted 4 days ago • 98 comments

man you know it just tears Kay Ivey up when she has to not kill a guy

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

he's got his heart in the right place but Jesus man I hope there's somebody lawyer-ish in John's orbit who can tell him why this may not be the way to express it

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

not like this is unique to Alabama but we really are run by a death cult and it shows in every conceivable way. The people who do this are devils and this is their hell www.al.com/news/2025/02...

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📣 We're going to do a ONE HOUR BOYCOTT of AMAZON 😷 No one buy anything from Amazon for the next hour! 💵🚫⏲️ If you need anything just go to Whole Foods! 🛒🌭🥨🍖🥦

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

a neat thing you notice reading the biographies of 19th century American writers is that literally everyone was crippled by TB or some complication from it. Emerson was disabled for a lot of his life by it, his wife had it when they married, it killed her. We're all getting another dose of that soon

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i've never been more immediately interested in an artist

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Earth to Bret Stephens: fucking leave already

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

David Lynch expressed in his corpus something I've felt keenly since I was a child - sometimes just a wall can be scary as shit

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

To be up; perchance, to Playing with You're worm

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas

submitted 7 days ago • 74 comments

i for one would be heartbroken if James Carville was consumed whole by a zydeco-playing alligator

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

knocking on my window til the gremlin crawls over and waving a $20 at him to loosen the engine bolts

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

LGBTQ federal workers say they're terrified they're about to be fired for their gender identity, sexual orientation, or past efforts to support other queer and trans employees—in other words, a second Lavender Scare. Honored to have their trust with this story: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

submitted 9 days ago • 32 comments

pearls: clutched

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A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

“If, like gods, we aspire to create machines in our own image, then it’s fitting that the original bulldozers were humans.” — @joezadeh.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Felt like bringing this up for no reason in particular other than my hatred of cops

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

reading this as a kid set impossibly high expectations for my baths as an adult

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the Facebook uncle t-shirt is going to have some Weimar connotations pretty soon

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker what?

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

an entire police dept got shut down in north AL last wk over various criminal scandals. Every squad needs a tank and I guess big beautiful Cletus filled that role

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Elon musk: From now on the, uh, the government. will be, hah, "random". random. if you've ever seen the penguin who holds up a fork. um. spork actually. it will be like that. totally memed Ghost of Richard Nixon: Well I can't claim to understand it. But the young folks certainly seem excited

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

trans women will be raped to death. they know this will happen. this is a crucial part of the steps to our genocide.

submitted 11 days ago • 48 comments

just another sneering put-down from the official paper of the coastal elites. when will it end

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Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

submitted 12 days ago • 30 comments

taking pointers on "biological facts" from a mf whose bladder looks like this

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

son of a bitch. I'm just looking for a single dub

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I have yet to see a photo of Kash Patel where he doesn't look like he's trying to clench a turd between his ass cheeks

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

you either get banned as a hero or post long enough to see yourself become a lowtax

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

the defining feature of the worst men of our time seems to be having a fucked-up dick. feels as though a deformity apparently shared by all wealthy pedophiles ought to have some kind of precedent in literature, though. Like is there a version of the Fisher King where he shows Lancelot his ugly pud

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