Elon Musk appears to be wearing a SafeLife-style level 3+ concealable kevlar vest under his shirt. That's why his looks this way. He is terrified and in fear for his life.
Comments
Log in with your Bluesky account to leave a comment
I will note that while Elon appears to be wearing a bulletproof and stabproof vest, the toddler Musk carries around as a human shield is not protected. Which would say a lot about Elon's priorities.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that. Didn't want to post it, because drawing a parallel between Elon and any version of Cap seems beyond the pale (except maybe the Cosmic Cube warped version that was a secret HYDRA agent), but Elon does look like a Liefeld drawing in that pic.
I really don't know much about modern body armor but I would also imagine anything good for rifle calibers would look the part of actual armor to begin with
He's got an awesome Trans daughter that has completely disavowed him, voluntarily cutting herself off from being a billionaire so... lets just let the kids become who they're gonna be nd judge them then.
As far as i can tell, he genuinely believes that child is The Chosen One. Though I'm sure he would swap him out at a moments notice if the child did anything he didn't like
That’s actually shocking. Imagine being so scared you wore this and carrying your unprotected child? Plus his child now has every chance of having to dodge kidnappers for the rest of his life thanks to the exposure.
Apparently this is what happens when you take a lot of HGH as an adult, as opposed to a bit of it as a teenager getting you a form of low-level jacked.
This is the vest style I think Musk is wearing. I have the same vest, it's a good alternative to wearing a p.c. with Level 4 plates.
Even ceramics are quite heavy compared to this multithreat vest. It's definitely not stopping a rifle round though. It's my go-to when I'm getting range time.
I guess this pretty much confirms that there aren't any soft, or otherwise concealable, level IV or level V vests available even to the ultra rich? I mean, he could be wearing one of those, I guess, there's supposedly carbon nanotube armor, but I doubt it.
I’ve read about supposed bleeding edge body armor tech, like Newtonian fluid or something that absorbs the impact of a round, and supposedly those carbon nanotubes I mentioned were ideal for lightweight armor, but if Musk doesn’t have it, it’s gotta be a pipe dream
Hi💟💟 I'm sorry
I’m Diana. My family and I are facing very difficult circumstances in Gaza, and we need your help. Any donation, no matter how small, can make a big difference in our lives. If you can contribute or even share this message, I would be deeply grateful. Thank you.💟🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻,,
Well... I lived south of LA for 4 years (marines) and the evangelical denomination (ICCEC) that Randall Terry (yeah THAT one) joined for a while to launder his reputation on the way to being Roman Catholic was founded in San Clemente, CA. That area has a surprisingly red concentration.
He is talking about the holes. But uhhh. Why go to a range the clearly has severe safety issues? I’ve yet to go to an indoor range with holes in the partitions. The walls yes but downrange. And those folks get banned quickly.
Insufferable, a very edgy comic written in 2012. The... protagonist Nocturnus solves the baby armor problem by hanging the villain from above with what is effectively an animal control pole.
I feel like as a Mandated Reporter I should be contacting Child Protective Services to report child neglect/endangerment. Probably not spelled out anywhere specifically, but surely using your child as a human shield qualifies. Also, where is that child's mother?
And he just had another kid because the one he’s using as a meat shield for his head right now is getting pretty big to carry around on his shoulders all the time.
I can't even imagine what that little boy's mother is going through, knowing why Musk walks around with him on his shoulders. One day, that kid'll find out how his dad used him as a literal helmet.
Concealable if you're fairly skinny, and not a somewhat heavy middle aged man. Musk is a fairly robust lad. I'm honestly surprised his armor is that bulky I'm pretty sure there's really high end stuff that's not that thick.
I don't condone violence but it'd be ironic as shit if he's wearing all that then someone shot him in the dick (don't do it, im only commenting on the potential irony)
@chadloder.bsky.social , I have no idea how those things print, so I'll have to take your word for it. That said, it's a little odd that his security people would have him traipsing around in something that exposes so much. Maybe he pays attention to them the way he does his PR people.
Dunno about that. He is actually built more like a puffy cybertruck. Looked in the mirror and that is probably where he got the idea for that stupid truck design.
I bet he wears the hat with so much space in it to throw off people's aim!
He'll sure have them fooled and thinking his head is twice its actual height!
Why should he be terrified? I mean he's such an upstanding guy and all. Plus, he has that little human shield on him all the time. Oh, that's his child? Hmmm...got it. Complete garbage human!
Yeah I don't blame him for wearing all that protective gear he made 99% of the United States population hate him and wish for his death I'm not even kidding or exaggerating.Also,I stumbled across this Tiktok someone made so the American people are not happy with him.By the way I fucking hate him too
Hate to be pedantic, but lining a hat that thin in kevlar would do nothing. Even if the bullet didn't puncture the kevlar (which it would) it would still cave in his skull. Part of how kevlar vests work is that they distribute the energy over your torso. Which is also squishier than a skull.
Was just gonna say this, he is like that. I have no doubt that he's wearing some kind of resistant jacket underneath but I remember discussing his bloated abdomen on the other place , a lot of people said to me it's a classic sign of using steroids without working out, they recognised the odd shape.
Musk est un trouillard. Par le passé il avait dit ne pas vouloir prendre les transports en commun de peur d'être assis à côté d'un serial killer.
(Transports en commun dont il a volontairement freiné le développement en vendant au collectivités un Hyperloop qu'il n'a jamais eu l'intention de finir)
hes just shaped that way, hes got the torso of one of those people you see in a wheelchair that are so badly proportioned that it would be a crime against humanity to even pretend to notice how weird it is or ask them what they have.
Really puts the scope of the situation in focus. But I guess that's what happens when you try to take a shot at being the head of a terrible and terribly fake government agency .
Also dissociation, and a feeling of disconnection from reality, which is pretty on-brand for his "there's a high chance we're living in a simulation" excuse he uses to be a shit human being.
Does he really believe that someone determined to get him would think twice about taking the kid too? I thought he understood the crazies being one himself.
I dont see any plates. At least i dont think i see any plates? Im used to looking at more human shaped people. This won't do anything at all against rifles.
There’s a non zero chance neurolink is his attempt to transfer his consciousness into one of his kids like a comic book villain. I bet he’s got an army of H1b engineers locked in a basement trying to get it done before the big day.
We already know he really likes cyberpunk 2077 for presumably all the wrong reasons and that's exactly what that game's killer MacGuffin is intended to do
bulletproof vest covers his weird looking cyberfuck shaped body but carrying his offspring as a human shield to protect from a headshot is next level no wonder he has 14 of them - replaceability & redundancy just like FSD LOL
he did tell Ashley St Clair he thinks he's second most likely to be assassinated after Trump (kind of funny that nobody imagines Vance mattering that much)
I’m gonna predict that when the shit hits the fan these boys hav a landing spot in Russia. They hav all the money now. I heard they don’t even use normal FAA tracking so can just jump ship as she sinks and board their magic carpet home.
They are killing people. Destroying peoples lives. People that have given every cent they had to his campaign(actually went to lawyers) and now he is shitting on them with no remorse. This is going to be an ugly breakup. People are so hurt. So angry.
Those exist. Probably don't do much good because even if the bullet doesn't penetrate it's gonna ring your bell like Quasimodo in the final act of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but maybe it's save you from a closed casket funeral.
Comments
He knows it's "against prison rules" to touch the kid.
He's endangering the kid. He needs to be arrested on that alone.
Famously Dong Zhuo also worried about being assassinated
Elon: WELP GOTTA GO...
Head on! Apply directly to forehead!
How pathetic yet true!
Even ceramics are quite heavy compared to this multithreat vest. It's definitely not stopping a rifle round though. It's my go-to when I'm getting range time.
And he absolutely should be scared
I’m Diana. My family and I are facing very difficult circumstances in Gaza, and we need your help. Any donation, no matter how small, can make a big difference in our lives. If you can contribute or even share this message, I would be deeply grateful. Thank you.💟🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻,,
Easy to pull slide with low spring tension.
Probably explains much. 😂
😉
Delusions of Grandeur.
ctrl+alt+delete...
Maybe we should?
like ever
Unless JD Vance got his wife knife throwing lessons for Christmas.
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/his-hats-on-backward-immigrant-elon-musk-roasted-for-cowboy-cosplay-in-border-update-livestream/87454116/
He'll sure have them fooled and thinking his head is twice its actual height!
Elon has his protection
More importantly now we should get ours from Elon’s actions
Defund, deport and prosecute his illegal actions and the harm done to Americans by Musky boy
Somewhere it was posted he had 100 security guys.
It's like those Bond villians with armies of fodder.
Skurred as a MOFO.
Musk is just build like that.
Thanks.
🤮🤮🤮🤮
This man drips sex.
How does he only have 37 children with 18 women????
Safelite replace!
MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB
https://bsky.app/profile/chadloder.bsky.social/post/3ljiwm2svk22k
(Transports en commun dont il a volontairement freiné le développement en vendant au collectivités un Hyperloop qu'il n'a jamais eu l'intention de finir)
SafeLife replace🎵
Haven’t looked recently.
good
FBI, CIA, and Pentagon staff fired
Musky fElon and Col. Bone Spurs should be scared.
He’s scared of the head shot.
You’re afraid??!!
Ask us if we care, fElon 🤪🤪🤪
i mean the hyphothetical priority list
Yeah definitely a marmalade sandwich