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inspired by a long Discord discussion where everyone was convincing someone to finish One Cut of the Dead without spoiling it

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

The Monkey is basically a movie that was specifically made for people who like Final Destination. so i liked it a lot.

We're experiencing an epidemic of femicide here in Ontario and and Ford refuses to name it. Don't give that goon another 4 years. We need to vote like women's lives matter!

life tip: you get to decide what counts as success. for instance you can say you are trying to look like a strange creature and then take pride in acocmplishing yuor goal

everyone is cool in my book because I can’t reed

We've learned today that Phantasm franchise hero Reggie Bannister has entered hospice care. It's time to rally and show Reggie how much he means to us fans. Here's how to send well wishes and cards of support his way:

The scene outside of the Manhattan criminal courthouse on Friday for Luigi Mangione's first NYC court appearance since his December 2024 arraignment.

Just a reminder that fascists, authoritarians, dictators of all stripes destroy archives— books, museums, databases, &c— because those things provide windows onto a plurality of other ways we might organize the world. And so preserving, defending, and spreading that knowledge harms those regimes.

Elon Musk is calling for the CFPB's remaining account balance of $711,586,678 to be returned to the American taxpayers. That you give everyone $2-$3. But returning Elon Musk’s money to taxpayers would give everyone about $1,300 each.

As the US film industry is collapsing, Canada should reinstitute a new era of tax shelter film investment. We have a chance to introduce the next David Cronenbergs and Bob Clarks to the world while taking advantage of this moment to become a larger part of the cultural pie.

the flesh is weak. the mind is weak. the heart, also weak

Remember, if you're wearing sunglasses no one can tell you're high

It's hard to maintain sympathy for Groimesz because while every other tweet is begging Elon to be a less shitty parent to their kid, every *other* tweet is like "there's nothing racist about wanting to play as the Axis powers... my new album will explore this from a cyborg point of view..."

Canadians on here actually being like "I can't believe how bad things are getting in the US" without acknowledging Alberta just passed some of the harshest anti-LGBTQ+ laws and are about to vote Doug Ford back into power. Wakeup because the far right are in inside the building

movies you've watched more than 6 times using only gifs

its a day that ends in y so my work made a stupid change to a major process without taking into account existing workloads/processes and now people are in a reply all slap fight over how it makes no sense and how management won't admit that

HEYA KIDS ITS ME MR SPIROCHETE THE NEW MASCOT FOR THE NHS HERE TO TELL YOU WHY RAW MILK IS YOUR FRIEND!

Don't post AI slop. And if you repost by mistake, as I've done, delete it. When you have something to say and attach AI art, you're undercutting your message and hurting artists. Pay or barter for art. There's a reason good things cost money and take time. AI art is harmful and it looks like ass.

my future hudband has never seen Ninja 3 The Domination

imagime if you went to the doctor and they diagnosed you with being a weeb. that happened to cynthia rothrock one time

Every 25-30 years, the world needs a new musical about whether or not the green outcast is evil with songs that get stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

came to me in a vision

Heard “Your Body Is A Wonderland” in the wild for the first time in years and gotta say, we as a culture haven’t given that song enough shit.

making my own maraschino cherries and then baking them into brownies feels like the closest i will ever get to tradwifecore

In Ferguson, they swept phone data from the crowd, then later drove down streets and if there were 2 or more of those people in a house, they raided it.

giant 8oz handspun megaskein of Midwest Princess on Rambouillet from @fossilfibers.bsky.social ready for a bath 🧶

1. On Friday, protests erupted at Stonewall National Monument, the historic site of the Stonewall uprisings that ignited the modern gay rights movement, in response to the National Park Service removing transgender people from the Stonewall Website. Subscribe to support our journalism.

this man just replied to all his love letters on VALENTINE'S DAY. pimp shit.

dick formless and beige, like a turkey dog