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You know what they say, eat stupid pussy, give stupid orgasms

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wheel of meat

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so broke i can't afford to hire a moth to fly out of my empty wallets

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🎵 i want my MTV 🎶

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need i remind a wise man like you that hunger can be sated with food?

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Today a woman stopped me outside the elevator and told me to "spread love and butter equally" and then ran off and I think I have a new philosophy now.

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

i need to get gas to get to plasma donation tomorrow and then to work on monday does anyone have $5-10 to spare? i know money is tight everywhere right now

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i need to get gas to get to plasma donation tomorrow and then to work on monday does anyone have $5-10 to spare? i know money is tight everywhere right now

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sung to the tune of Springtime For Hitler

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

on the other hand would it be weird to ask my landlord to drive me home from my plasma donation appointment given that she's getting whatever money comes out of me anyway

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

yeah i'm vastly overweight for my height but on the bright side i can donate plasma pretty easily now

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

i regret to inform you all that rachel is still best girl, especially when she's best elephant

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

under communism the Meat Jar will be communal property

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

If more kids knew about Contact Mike, we wouldn't be in this mess.

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wolf who got bit by a werewolf and now every full moon he becomes a fully nude man and tries to buy a shawarma

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt

submitted 104 days ago • 16 comments

lately i’ve been doodling a nemesis for Little Orphan Annie, a straight-haired girl who never solves crimes and lives with her family named TWO-PARENT ANNIE

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

sung to the tune of Springtime For Hitler

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

You know what they say, eat stupid pussy, give stupid orgasms

wheel of meat

so broke i can't afford to hire a moth to fly out of my empty wallets

🎵 i want my MTV 🎶

need i remind a wise man like you that hunger can be sated with food?

Today a woman stopped me outside the elevator and told me to "spread love and butter equally" and then ran off and I think I have a new philosophy now.

i need to get gas to get to plasma donation tomorrow and then to work on monday does anyone have $5-10 to spare? i know money is tight everywhere right now

i need to get gas to get to plasma donation tomorrow and then to work on monday does anyone have $5-10 to spare? i know money is tight everywhere right now

sung to the tune of Springtime For Hitler

on the other hand would it be weird to ask my landlord to drive me home from my plasma donation appointment given that she's getting whatever money comes out of me anyway

yeah i'm vastly overweight for my height but on the bright side i can donate plasma pretty easily now

i regret to inform you all that rachel is still best girl, especially when she's best elephant

under communism the Meat Jar will be communal property

If more kids knew about Contact Mike, we wouldn't be in this mess.

wolf who got bit by a werewolf and now every full moon he becomes a fully nude man and tries to buy a shawarma

God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt

lately i’ve been doodling a nemesis for Little Orphan Annie, a straight-haired girl who never solves crimes and lives with her family named TWO-PARENT ANNIE

sung to the tune of Springtime For Hitler

the Ur-Blowjob. the Platonic ideal. the blowjob upon which all others are modeled

Modern problems require modern solutions

Rest in Pope