distantroaring.bsky.social
shrimps is bugs
(he/26)
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we've destroyed ai chat bots with al ghul
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aw hell yeah time for the crocodile allergy book
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just the one wallet
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you reskeet that every time you see me post something don't you
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wait hold up. gonzo the cat has been around for ages both here and oj twitter. he lives in an apartment or house established enough to have a knick knack shelf he's not supposed to go on, and a running gag about his "behavioure report".
i don't think gonzo the cat has anything to do with the guy.
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oh my god the same guy
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dankovsky walked away from that conversation wondering if he's actually having the weirdest day of his life
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new mantra
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"actually let's skip a couple steps here. you want some plasma?"
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everybody thought i was pretty at (two digit number) and im now (definitely not that) and im trying very very hard not to start treating my body badly again
this shit sucks i don't recommend being a teenage girl to anyone
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honestly if i saw anyone else who looked like me i wouldn't call them fat, but i've always been pretty because im tiny, and now im not tiny so im not pretty and my brain is screaming
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idk maybe i could cut off one of my arms
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in my case it's genuinely that i was doing horrible things to my body from ages like 15-21 and now im 26 and ugly in a way that scares me because the only way i know how to change it was so bad i nearly died
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i don't think lipo clinics take anorexics who are just upset about being the size of a human, otherwise i'd have booked an appointment like six months ago
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i was beautiful at (two digit number) and now i'm (three digit number) and my reflection keeps making me cry
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like yes, obviously, i cherish how far i've come. and i've done a stupid amount of damage to my body. i am more or less lucky to be alive!
...but almost everybody thinks i was gorgeous at my horrible low weights
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my eating disorder still has a huge grip on my brain, except now i no longer have the ability to do any of the things that kept me tiny. so now i just, what, have to look at this in the mirror forever?
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on the other hand, does anyone know how i can lose forty to fifty pounds in the next twenty minutes?
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at the movies, crystal in hand
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alternatively booty shorts with the text stretching across...well, the entire back of your truck again i guess
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imagining a really big bumper sticker that says all that stretching across the entire back of your truck
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i just think "janitor for a mobile/dynamic porn set" is probably a really interesting job. does the guest talent talk to them? are there stars who are super messy? like, if you're the dude who mops the BangBus™️, do you heave a sigh when a star known for squirting shows up for a shoot?
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clicker training my puppygirl to act normal instead
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i appreciate how often you say bollocks (with fun alt spelling!) we don't use that one nearly enough in american english
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have you tried grout
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this does look like a great place to be a frog*
*unfortunately my zoomer brain went "great place to go frog mode" at first
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see, I have a secret weapon against angry liberals:
my hwite penis
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this is like the third major news event i've heard by way of an animorphs shitpost