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Drake rn:

submitted 19 days ago • 69 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 22 days ago • 154 comments

The best way to get out of a prior commitment is to dissipate into a heavy fog that hangs low upon the moors

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Given how dark today is, it’s fitting that Melania has arrived at the inauguration dressed as Honchkrow

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

submitted 42 days ago • 22 comments

I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger

submitted 44 days ago • 32 comments

They’re putting a new object in my enclosure tomorrow. Supposed to be pretty enriching. Might check it out

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

Someone is going to find a Switch 2 sitting on the shelf in Asda before Nintendo actually announces the thing.

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

Ooooh I’m thom yorke, I’m going to make it sound like it’s bad to be fitter happier and more productive by saying it in a scary robot voice

submitted 56 days ago • 31 comments

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

submitted 57 days ago • 228 comments

There are few things more joyous in this world than seeing a new TV series advertised, writing it off due to the sheer amount of content nowadays, and then realising it’s a 5-part mini-series with a defined end-point and zero chance of any further episodes 🥰

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house

submitted 66 days ago • 70 comments

I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met

submitted 70 days ago • 144 comments

Impressive how the PS+ classics catalog doesn’t have a single game I used to own. Wipeout, Crash Bash, Harry Potter CoS? Nah Gran Turismo, Mickey’s Wild Adventure, Hot Wheels Turbo Racing? Nope Colin McRae 2.0, Spyro 1-3, Tomb Raider, Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories? Nada But they got Worms Pinball 😒

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

i’m relieved democrats chose connolley over AOC for house oversight committee leadership. a 74 year old geriatric with throat cancer is just the young and blossoming leadership the democratic party needs

submitted 73 days ago • 69 comments

All these drone sightings feel like we’re being set up for a belter of a 2024 series finale. Picture this: the military keeps tabs on these UFOs until next week they shoot down the biggest one yet, which then turns out to have been Santa Claus. Christmas is cancelled. Ho ho oh no

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

submitted 75 days ago • 400 comments

The Witcher 4 is drawing inspiration from many places

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

You know a trailer is palworld the moment you see a pokemon standing in the Forespoken map

submitted 78 days ago • 4 comments

If you’re sick the best thing to do is stay up all night until your head hurts.

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

Oh my giddy aunt this Veilburner album rips #metalsky

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Thought this was a remake of Gran Turismo 1 for a second but alas no it’s a GT7 demo. I just wanna hear Oxyacetylene in the menus damn it!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Fallon gives big Elon energy. Not chronically, but enough to be disturbing

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

All Drake had to do was lay low and go hiking in the mountains for a few months, but no, dude is determined to keep reminding us that he's a loser.

submitted 94 days ago • 234 comments

Animals as Leaders offering up badeeps and badoops at varying speeds tonight ⚡️🎸🔢

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

As an Alpha Male I spend my time doing masculine things like bitterly typing at strangers on the computer

submitted 101 days ago • 153 comments

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

submitted 101 days ago • 133 comments

A few chapters into Trek to Yomi now, and while I get the grievances people had with it you can’t deny how great the presentation is #ps5share

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments