dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; awkwardly navigating nonmonogamy; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
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I wish more people would pin me down and call me horny trash IRL, but maybe that's over sharing
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I don't want to imagine the demons that man is fighting
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I didn't have my first sip of alcohol until my mid 20s. Mormonism, not even once
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We all make mistakes
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It's like having the pickle partner, but for delicious ice cream goodness
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I see no downsides to this suggestion
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People with three letter last names in Utah are all bad for the state.
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Or took an extra
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Well now you need another dog
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Name of my sex tape
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1.2% cash back on all clearance purchases at Deseret Book (all locations except the City Creek Mall in SLC)
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I sent the invite WEEKS ago. Just because it looks like a credit card offer doesn't mean it's junk mail.
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Very delicious
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My mother is coming to visit for the weekend. Am I putting this book out on the coffee table on purpose? Maybe...
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They're on the smoker
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The worst parts of my wants to be friends with these women.
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You say deranged. I say wonderful in the worst ways
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Problem is that you have a functioning moral and ethical framework, so it won't happen...
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There's a joke about Republicans and panthers, but I can't be assed to figure it out
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I heard a guy make a reasonable argument for using Twitter to talk about it before the Nazi takeover and X for after.
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You give real "I get mad when the kids use slang I don't understand" energy.
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Are you under the misguided impression that if one gives consent to kissing they've also given consent to hand jobs and butt stuff?