dkcookie37.bsky.social
Abolish ICE + go birds
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“Hey idiot, would you like an uglier calendar *and* to not see message previews in the list of other users? Well guess what we did for you, you dumb bitch!”
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Look at this fucking idiot
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Why does Get Up insist on having NFL discussions like this in the middle of the offseason
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Rocking my 8-month old son to sleep while silently laughing to myself and repeatedly saying “Lehrft” in a budget Musk voice
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Golf with the old man, might mess around and name some random athletes the whole time. Oh and the cold ones.
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Only the real ones remember Mike McKenna
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Makes perfect sense because the only way California would turn red is by force
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This is actually a spectacular way of showing how valuable a guy is in a clubhouse
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I’ll give him 30 innings before his elbow disintegrates
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Rotating the photo 90° to fit the whole fam? That’s American ingenuity
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I don’t get it. Terry cooked, investigation over
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Nothing was hacked. The likely reason is that Elon created the X propaganda machine to militarize all of the incels there, who otherwise wouldn’t have voted, to vote Trump.
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How can I get that laser sound to play every time I hit post
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I’m sure the “stick to sports” crowd has some very reasonable takes on this that are definitely not hypocritical
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The entire tone of the piece
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Geno’s saw him hanging with Trump and said collab IMMEDIATELY
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I don’t buy it. I have a feeling that his wife found out about this and was *pissed*
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Me, reading this on a day that my wife and I both took PTO for shits and giggles
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We have good vibes on a Friday morning and then I have to read this? I’m calling the cops
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Can’t believe I haven’t seen this guy here
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Man.
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You’re right, and because of this every year timeline, the last few years of iOS have been frustratingly buggy until the last .x version before the new big feature update. Being forced to choose between features and stability every September is wildly frustrating
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All of my coworkers turned their heads to look at me when I gasped when the twist happened. Wooooooow.
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Well you *have* been a pretty great recruiter so far
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Someone at Fox News will be calling him for a guest appearance
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The shareholders:
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That’s right, the shareholders aren’t interested in your tears
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Fuck the SEC and this whole attitude
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Sounds like you could use a nice warm beer
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Pablo is the greatest investigative journalist of this era. Unbelievable resourcefulness and commitment
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I pray that Sirianni becomes a dick the likes of which we’ve never seen when the Eagles go to Lambeau this season
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Bullying billionaires works
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These people are going to be pearl-clutching so hard when Trump finally croaks and most of the world is celebrating, and I can’t wait to rub their noses in it
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Fans of 29 other teams reading this vs Sixers fans reading this
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For those unfamiliar with the game, I like the order in which they did it because we thought for a while that Ellie’s last words to Joel really were “I don’t need your fucking help.” Seeing their actual last words to each other just made that scene that much more emotional