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My stupid bucket list: - 69ing on the Kiss Cam

This is a good idea and I also think non-professor/academics should call their elected officials, but instead of being polite and professional, be aggressive and scary (without putting yourself in legal jeopardy of course)

lol WHAT CAN BE DONE, PEOPLE WITH WAY LESS POWER AND INFLUENCE?

Not sure if any #gamedevs are listening but if any Epic developers could make a “Mitch McConnell falling down a flight of stairs” emote for Fortnite I will pay top dollar.

Nobody is talking about how erotic Nosferatu’s stache was.

Hawk tuah herald angels sing

the grinch was neutralized by us special forces over jalalabad in the early morning hours of december 25th

Saw 🎬 'A Complete Unknown" today And I go to thinking... FBI under Kash Patel would be like FBI under J Edgar Hoover. An FBI that surveils, harasses, extorts & ruins people because of who they are, their beliefs & activism @davidcorn.bsky.social reminds us: www.motherjones.com/politics/201...

No matter where you look, you can find someone making this argument: "All NBA teams just play the exact same way." I'm here right now to tell you: That's bullshit. And it's easy to call if you know what to watch.

Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’ A leading figure in feminism and gender studies, now voted one of the most influential minds in the world… english.elpais.com/culture/2024...

I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people

“He treats objects like their women and women like they are objects!”

Blocking anyone who does the Die Hard is a Christmas movie routine on me this year.

did you not leave your house? Or go on the internet? Typical Biden voter. Am I wrong tho?

*cracking under the pressure of writing one new bluesky post a day* this must be what mr beast feels like

This is how I sounded about acid circa 2005, maybe 2006 taking LSD for the first time to be honest. Sounds rad

In Minecraft!

Screenshotting this post for the post season 😎

This bloodline is doomed to fail. I don’t make the rules.

While I’m drunk shitposting, I just want to put on public record that I’d either punch or stink hand that incel Asmongold we ever met

Stevie Wonder is better than the Beatles. No I won’t elaborate.

All I’m saying is I’ve spent more hours on Wikipedia researching my malfunction than my psychiatrist has getting her PhD. Do the math.

Can I ask a question, can I be vulnerable for a sec? What happened to Blanket, Michael Jackson’s son?

worth reading this if only to observe that every one of these guys is a fucking loser www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...

Treat your woman like a princess (marry her off to an inbred duke to secure a military alliance)

If you stab someone at Medieval Times, you've stabbed them in real life

replying to work anniversary posts on linked in with “sad”

Modern problems, modern solutions