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I wonder what people with fuck Trudeau car stickers are going to use as a substitute for a personality now

There’s a lot of anguish and gnashing of teeth over when to consult a specialist for a patient: to consult too soon and risk their annoyance or to consult too late and risk their ire. But there is in fact one correct time to consult me as a specialist: after I wake up and before I print my list.

Costco responded to shareholders requesting that it withdraw from DEI policies. The response was direct and to the point: Costco says, "Our board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect & inclusion is appropriate & necessary." ❤️COSTCO♥️

If you know 🤣#Horror

Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that?

You never quite know which off-the-cuff casual statement you make to a patient will be interpreted as gospel and consequently prevent adherence to any future conflicting recommendations from subsequent doctors.

Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘

I think LORD OF THE RINGS being a story in which, canonically, it is entirely possible for evil to triumph in the temporal world, and in fact more likely than not that it will, but also that reality should not change the meaning of your moral values, is an underrated part of what makes it so good.

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

Okay if no one else is going to say it I'm going to say it: having a cat is great, EXCEPT for when they're giving themselves a bath next to you in a quiet room Then it's the most disgusting thing in the world Just SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP *pause* SCHLORP SCHLORP

Who cares! They didn’t launch shit! They said that they named something o3! 12 Days Of Products my ass, a follow-up to their o-1 reasoning model that isn’t as good as the preview? Wow! And we can’t use it? WOW! Who CARES!

The fact that Jagmeet Singh promised today to introduce a vote of non-confidence against Trudeau in January and Poilievre was immediately like "Great idea, incredible idea, let's do it ASAP" should be ringing so many alarm bells for the NDP that Quasimodo would be seething with jealousy

Slay the Spire in the streets, Balatro in the sheets

Who the fuck cares Jesus Christ internet culture reporting isn’t just matching a few words together and saying “this is what kids do now.”

After his successful consolidation of power, the Leader prepares for show trials of those who resisted his first failed putsch.

In other words, a supermajority of two thirds do not say Covid-19 response was overblown. The role of media ladies and gentlemen. #covid #covidcanada

people keep telling me "Star Trek: Picard gets really good in season three" and the thing is that I don't think that's true or even possible

Ourodoofus

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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

A survey of all passengers who disembarked from their flights suggested overall approval of the aircraft’s safety. Passengers from lost or crashed aircraft were unavailable for comment.

Luigi got them shook.

Where’s Superman when you need him most?

The Hill Times

A hobbit-themed cover band called Imagine Baggins.

Every 10 years or so I rediscover that Weird Al is a genius and this time I discovered Key & Peele are in the White & Nerdy video like 6 years before they had a show.

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

More than 75 Nobel Prize winners have signed a letter urging senators not to confirm RFK Jr. The letter marks the first time in recent memory that Nobel laureates have banded together against a Cabinet choice. But Kennedy is a threat they could not ignore, one said. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/09/h...

friendly reminder that predators have forward facing eyes

every time i play the horizon games, i am reminded what shocking well made games they are

Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.

Finally some good news

Reading the Far Side constantly as a 9 to 12 year old shaped much of my personality.

what am I even supposed to do with data breach notifications at this point "ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"

Evil makes me sick to my stomach. Evil created a world where people think it’s ok to torture and murder people. Matthew Shepard was murdered 26 years ago and what did the church do? They went on anti-gay rants. These people are the epitome of evil. This is the world they all want again.

Sunday is usually Jazz Day around here and seeing it’s December…

Who did this ? Omg 🤣 BE BEST

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed. Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up." But doctor…

The McFlurry machine isn’t broken it’s just taking longer than usual to milk Grimace if you’re in line stay in line

Your honor the law is quite specific that if I'm the one cooking the turkey I can eat pumpkin pie whenever I want, including before the turkey is ready