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Autistic, ADHD, questioning my gender to say the least, and a gamer but honestly most communities end up fostering the wrong people so I feel yucky saying that. I post very occasionally.
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People dislike language policing so much, God was like, “do not take my name in vain or you will burn forever!” And we were like “well I wasn’t really planning on it, but since you didn’t want me to…”

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I've reached the point where like if less than a hundred things go wrong in the week I can say it was a good week

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And Jesus said: “Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God". Matthew 19:24

submitted 79 days ago • 519 comments

Any angle is a good angle!

submitted 79 days ago • 249 comments

She's not wrong......

submitted 79 days ago • 909 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 219 comments

Eepy slimes are some of the cutest slimes. 😴

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

They suck equally hard.

submitted 79 days ago • 1251 comments

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

submitted 79 days ago • 183 comments

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Bird flu is now spreading from birds to pets to people, but Donald doesn't want you to know that because it might make him look bad.

submitted 80 days ago • 431 comments

The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau literally exists to protect consumers from predatory financial institutions. It's returned over $21 billion to 205 million consumers. The sole result of this move is that Americans will have no recourse when they get screwed over by a bank. Good work Elon 👍

submitted 80 days ago • 704 comments

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

submitted 79 days ago • 1066 comments

slowpoke and psyduck

submitted 79 days ago • 20 comments

Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so

submitted 79 days ago • 238 comments

Now more than ever.

submitted 80 days ago • 440 comments

This is Ziggy. He is a senior dog who is often mistaken for a puppy. Will drop his skincare routine if you drop part of your sandwich. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

submitted 79 days ago • 330 comments

Oh nothing, the kid who Elon allowed to access our sensitive information was a eugenicist who "was racist before it was cool."

submitted 81 days ago • 370 comments

This is Tarot. He was absolutely not digging through the trash. Doesn't even know why you would ask. 12/10 (FB: Haley Janoff)

submitted 104 days ago • 219 comments

Hi, I’m God. There is no free speech if only the rich and powerful are allowed to exercise it.

submitted 105 days ago • 170 comments

I'm so bad at balatro I'm actually gonna die

submitted 121 days ago • 27 comments

This dog politely requests uppies for escalator journeys, and her human always says yes, no matter how big she gets. 13/10

submitted 133 days ago • 97 comments

sakura mako 🦈 🌸 #art #sharks

submitted 142 days ago • 28 comments

A car was trailing me today and one of its headlights was a different color than the other. It looked like I had beaten it in the past and thought it was dead but now it's back for revenge.

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My only issue with gravity falls is that they make a big deal about how it's weird that one character has six fingers on each hand but every person with thin arms in the show have four fingers on each hand. I think even stan as a kid had four then miraculously gained a fifth in adulthood.

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One of my favorite videos is a guy at the taco Bell drive through talking to the AI in the voice box and it keeps asking what he wants to drink without letting him finish the order and he punches the steering wheel and honks the horn. Anyway that's how I've felt all month.

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The best thing to come out of New Zealand is that guy who was wrongfully arrested and yelled, among other things, for the officers to stop grabbing his penis. They weren't doing that, he admitted, and he just thought you should be able to say that. Amazing. Second is lord of the rings. Just barely.

submitted 151 days ago • 2 comments

What’s the T?

submitted 159 days ago • 542 comments

I feel like I’m starting at a new school here

submitted 160 days ago • 97 comments

Just a reminder that in 2020, Dr. Oz suggested that opening schools during COVID would "only cost us 2-3% in terms of total mortality," and that "any life is a life lost but... that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider."

submitted 160 days ago • 1031 comments

I am not here to argue that diehard is a Christmas movie, I am here to argue that the polar express is a horror movie

submitted 160 days ago • 792 comments