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Baby in the Pelicans baby race whooped everyone's ass (inset video from Will Guillory twitter.com/WillGuillory...)

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When Cody Rhodes gives his soul to The Rock

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

BooESTer ❤️❤️❤️

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

“by giving a provocative gesture that resembled the controversial salute Elon Musk gave” ITS A FUCKING NAZI SALUTE YOU COWARDS IF YOURE GONNA BE A JOURNALIST CALL IT WHAT THE FUCK IT IS

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Sheesh man lol

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Stop calling these acts of deliberate malicious destruction mistakes — if you close your eyes and fire machine gun spray ceaselessly into a crowd claiming you just want to scare some of them off, it’s not a mistake that there are casualties.

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

The migrants refused to be repatriated to their countries. They will be held in a migration facility near the Darien Gap along the Colombian border until third countries can be found to take them.

submitted 3 days ago • 75 comments

Fellas is it gay to know a person

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

so cool that the standard practice in NASCAR rn is to slam your car into the wall after you win a race to avoid it being tested (and disqualified) for crimes

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

Damn, they radicalized the readin-ass nigga, he Malcolm X now lmfao

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

For those of you no longer on Twitter, another alleged secret child of Elon Musk's has just been revealed via the kid's mother, a blogger at the Babylon Bee and a Post Millennial contributor.

submitted 9 days ago • 230 comments

Allegory alert!

submitted 9 days ago • 224 comments

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

So, last night, I dropped my @secretbase.bsky.social Patreon membership. I love Secret Base. Jon Bois & co have been a paradigm-shifting inspiration for me. But in the end, Vox Media decided the Patreon wasn't enough, and laid people off. I'm not going to reward that behavior anymore.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This bout to be you

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It’s both true and ironic because SAS absolutely HATES Whitlock lol

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

JuJu is 12/24 from the field and the rest of the team is 5/32. And they have the fucking lead lmao

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

JuJu Watkins’ six 3s mark the most in a half in her career and are tied for her second-most ever in a game. Her 25 points are tied for most in a first half in her career (that game featured her 51-piece vs. Stanford)

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Today In 1920: The Negro National League is formed at a meeting in Kansas City, led by legendary Chicago American Giants team owner & manager Rube Foster! #Baseball #BlackHistoryMonth #BHM #History

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

🚨jersey giveaway🚨 giving away all jerseys pictured. rover moon XL, all other jerseys L. bottom 3 embroidered. to enter: - repost - follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social - comment/QT which jersey you want tomorrow i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey! go c’s ☘️

submitted 11 days ago • 140 comments

the contempt senate dems have for their own base that they would play act at obstruction while quietly greasing the wheels and then expect that to placate people angry about their inaction. just stage managed nonsense.

submitted 11 days ago • 32 comments

This Clippers fan won a trip to Hawaii with this half-court heave 🌴

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TRUMP FOLDS popular.info/p/breaking-n...

submitted 11 days ago • 24 comments

John Rocker and Pat Mahomes arguing on Bourbon Street and John Rocker looks like he pooped his pants

submitted 12 days ago • 29 comments

American Dad. Nigga is in the CIA 😭😭😭

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

At least one Philadelphian is gonna wake up dehydrated on the international space station

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

This is a SHOT

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

I haven’t seen anyone whoop ass like this in JNCO jeans since prime Jeff hardy

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Pam Grier in 1998

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Children's Games, by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

submitted 14 days ago • 168 comments

misinformation in touchdown form

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Patrick Mahomes could get sacked 10 more times, thow another pick 6, and he’d still only be the second biggest loser of the superbowl 😭

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah it was great

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SERENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 14 days ago • 28 comments

FUCK

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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

submitted 14 days ago • 142 comments

First Super Bowl commercial for whippits

submitted 14 days ago • 22 comments

Lisa Salters seemed to just say on ESPN that Joel Embiid believes having another surgery and an extended recovery period will be required for his left knee to get back to where it was before last year's meniscus tear.

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

A federal judge has blocked Elon Musk’s DOGE from accessing sensitive US Treasury Department material

submitted 15 days ago • 69 comments

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

submitted 17 days ago • 259 comments

over at @objectivejournos.bsky.social, I wrote about how the language around international — often non-white and non-English speaking — players is generally dehumanizing and commodifying. Rōki Sasaki signing with the Dodgers was a more recent example of this objectivejournalism.org/2025/02/spor...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment