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doomedhippo.bsky.social
Writer, wannabe filmmaker. Current Photoshop monkey.
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Someday I’ll live in a place that isn’t a basement with a drop ceiling and spiders won’t fall out onto me while I’m in bed. 🤞🏻

Posting into the void

Orange Migraine

Trying to be better about taking lunch to work. Just spent $76 at the grocery store and I didn’t even get eggs.

I don’t care where people sat but he fucking wore blue to a funeral to stand out. I’ve never hated someone more in my whole life.

So much happens everyday.

The older I get, the scarier “Rosemary’s Baby” gets.

Now THIS is news!

Well

How do you find a doctor who actually wants to help you find out why your body is doing things it shouldn’t be doing?

Anyway, just reading about a study that shows the Celiac blood test as quite ineffective as a diagnostic tool as it produces a fair amount of false negatives but only 4% of folks with negative results get referred for the gold-standard diagnostic endoscopy and biopsy.

Lmao, love having a doc who emails telling me that “great news your test was normal” and ending the email there with zero drive to find out why I’m having all of these symptoms. Very cool system!

the techno weenies have ruined autonomous cars and artificial intelligence and spaceflight, what other fantastic visions of the future will they fuck up in our lifetime

🚨 Fascism Alert 🚨

lmao he is not going to do well in prison.

Fashion hack

Y’all, it’s clear to me now that I am not yet over grad school trauma because the dream I had last night about my grad advisor was… whew. She literally became Death.

“illini” go to hell nyt crossword

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.

Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.

Should I also learn harmonica and just become a full folk hippie?

Remember when we used to call easy stuff “cake?” Like, “hey, how was the math test?” “It was cake.”

Now spinning #vinyl #bobdylan #slowtrain

I’ve got a running theory that the president can’t read.

Trying to force yourself to eat something that you know will make you feel more sick than you already are truly sucks. (gluten antibody blood test in the a.m., trying to make sure there’s plenty in there)