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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Watching George Carlin’s SNL monologue from 50 years ago, and it holds up. No notes.

I honestly cannot fathom how people who scream about a meritocracy night and day would think that a person with no medical training at all, and filled with debunked, crackpot, junk science ideas should be running the HHS. But at least he's white.

Not to make this about me—there are plenty of people with higher stakes—but I have ONE payment left to qualify for Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and it feels like it’s a pipe dream now.

The NFL be like: after careful consideration we have unfortunately decided to continue going forward with racism at this time

I get nervous every time the pep band plays Swag Surfin before the game is over.

The way they forever come to Janelle Monae for her magic, and ain't never gave her ONE statue. I. need. to. understand.

Yeah, same.

Well said, Pete Buttigieg

🤦🏼‍♀️

Ewin and Watkins have 4 fouls with like 3 hours left in the game. Are we really going to lose to Cal?

Oh come ON

Oh COME ON

“When women are free to make their own decisions about their lives and to follow our dreams, we are unstoppable.” Cecile was a force of nature. May her memory be a blessing. 19thnews.org/2025/01/ceci...

Kids these days with the Disney+ available 24/7. This toddler will never know a world in which he has to wait for something he wants to watch to come on tv. Well, except that I’m about to stop letting him turn off my football games to watch Wall-e for the 57th time. Any day now.

Noted CFB enthusiast Jesus handpicked the two championship contenders, according to Riley Leonard. As if this game wasn’t going to be insufferable enough.

Wasn’t it like 8 degrees for Obama’s first inauguration?

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated

How are y’all liking YouTube TV? I’m the world’s last surviving cable subscriber, and my bill this month was obscene.

Am I really about to go to bed tonight and wake up to go to work for 5 straight days? It’s been 3 whole weeks since I did that, thanks to holidays, snow, daycare closings, etc., and frankly, I don’t know if I can handle it anymore.

The algorithm has somehow introduced me to Plantsky(?), and I can’t say I’m disappointed.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

I swear every day this week has felt like Friday. 😫

Happy new year! The baby woke up crying at 11:57, so he didn’t miss anything. 👍😭🥳

Congratulations! We are all within hours of surviving 2024 & ready to face the challenges of the decade that will be 2025.

now you must feed mario cristobal to the toaster

LOL 😂

These bowl games have been something

It’s wild to me that people are seriously arguing that teams shouldn’t have been in the playoff just because they lost handily as an underdog on their opponent’s home field. Imagine that mentality with any other tournament in any other sport.

Just looked out my office window to see Mrs. Claus riding a motorcycle, blaring “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” on the stereo. I love this time of year.

What movie from your high school years had your favorite soundtrack? The 90s was a golden age for movie soundtracks. While I wasn’t quite in high school yet when this one came out, it was formative for me.

Driving home from dinner tonight, my toddler starts asking to go see “Kwismas Lights,” and my husband…. couldn’t say no. 😯 Muahaha, finally, I have him outnumbered.

Being on both Bluesky and Twitter kinda feels like flipping through channels with the remote.

“A federally funded broadcaster that aims to offer unbiased news to audiences around the world.” NYT just printing this about Trump’s new State TV like it’s a fact, without even a scare quote is bizarre.

This is madness. And also 100% a universal truth.

That was a foul.

Gah. Come on, Noles, don’t do this to me.

Oh, it’s ACC play now? Let’s go! 🏀

How was that a foul?