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The papal conclave is popping white smoke to throw off enemy laser ranging.

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If the Chicago Bulls don't rename themselves the Papal Bulls, we're just not even trying as a country.

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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

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I know anti AI sentiment can be hyperbolic but maybe it wouldn't be if people we have no reason to trust weren't ramming the technology down our throats at top speed in order to justify their VC investment. The internet wasn't forced on us like this in the 90s so there was time to get used to it

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Let’s make Alcatraz the new Mar-a-Lago.

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Proof this guy is full of SITH.

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Fixed it.

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Met Éireann have now updated today’s report to state that Athenry did beat the April record by 0.1c with 25.9c!

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Props. They saved an extra 139m people in 24hrs, just by rounding DOWN the minimum possible dosage of fentanyl ever recorded as lethal. According to official data, the entire adult population of the US is 258.3m. Today, that would just be 300,000 people, but for Pam and Don. Respect.

submitted 9 days ago • 28 comments

Genuinely thought this was a parody

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That’ll do pig, that’ll do

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Oh but I thought German industry was finished.

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Of course the idiot is the only world leader not wearing black at a funeral. Anything to stick out.

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The vast majority of Gestapo members were not dedicated Nazis. Almost all of them were career police officers or had police background. They were just willing to serve the new regime in whatever function they were asked to perform.

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I know that Pope Francis auctioned off the Lamborghini he was gifted and distributed the money to charity, but I kind of wish he had kept it because it amuses me to think of the Pope doing donuts in his Lambo on St. Peter's Square every now and then to blow off steam.

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The best albums of the 1980s: Michael Jackson's "Thriller", Prince's "Sign o' the Times", and U2's "Joshua Tree". The best albums of the 1990s: Jeff Buckley's "Grace", Nirvana's "Nevermind", and Lauryn Hill's "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill". This is my word, and as such is beyond contestation.

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No. Not a Russian asset. Not at all on.ft.com/3Ghy7S2

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

Morning. ☕️

submitted 18 days ago • 97 comments

The orange idiot will make himself Pope via an Executive Order.

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Kenyan #journalist Alvin Kaunda was reporting live from Nairobi when a curious baby #elephant, Kindani, decided to join the broadcast. The playful elephant stuck her trunk in Alvin's mouth, making for a hilarious moment! A joyful reminder of wildlife's charm and the work of the Sheldrick Trust!

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Missing: Island called Ireland, last seen on a fine sunny day last week.

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I always forget how much Bezos' rocket looks like a giant cock.

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Technically not breaching my restraining order

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No notes needed. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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The upshot of every interview with a MAGA voter is Cult Member Supports Cult Leader. It's really a pointless exercise because they have no opinions of their own. They have given up on thinking for themselves. There's nothing to learn from them

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She calls it the Golden Age of America for the same reason they call them golden showers.

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While I was doing my taxes, I discovered that I have a $20,000/year trade deficit with the grocery store. I buy a bunch of stuff from them, but they buy next to nothing from me! Effective immediately, I am imposing a 20% tariff on everything I buy there. That'll teach you, Hannaford!

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"Companies are pouring into our Country." Wondering which companies that might be. Insolvency specialists?

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The memes have been great.

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The wages of the richest 1% have skyrocketed 182% since 1979. Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth. Trickle down economics was always a hoax.

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It's a supersonic day for aviation. Currently #1 most tracked is #BA9999 from LHR to JFK. Follow the flight here: www.flightradar24.com/BAW9999/39b3...

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Who will be our first President to not play a single round of golf in office? I am starting to adopt the view that any golf is the source of all that ills us.

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