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Still pissed that Pope John Paul wasn’t succeeded by Pope George Ringo.

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Book smart: knowing how to solve a calculus problem Street smart: knowing what to do when a calculus problem corners you in a dark alley

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You're the super in my glue, You're the mountain in my dew. You're the horse in my shoe, All I need is you to pick up super glue, Mountain Dew, and some horseshoes on the way home from work.

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—Never bring a knife to a gun fight. —I have to bring a gift to this thing? I barely know these people.

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I hope you like your President’s Day gift I was going to get you a tariff, but decided to splurge & get you a Presidential Pardon instead

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Third wheel on a fucking unicycle.

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BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream ERNIE: sure bert BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not ERNIE: i said sure bert BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie

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SQUIRE: your highness humpty dumpty has fallen off a wall KING: yeah who cares about some peasant SQUIRE: your grace, humpty dumpty is an egg KING: SEND ALL THE HORSES AND MEN

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

This Valentine's Day, if you really want to win her heart, make her laugh. But buy jewelry too, in case you suck at comedy.

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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 12 days ago • 794 comments

This is why the game is decided by popular vote and not the electoral college

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Everyone is fighting a struggle you know nothing about, particularly if they’ve been in the bathroom longer than 20 minutes.

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i always carry a loaf of bread with me in case i encounter a hungry duck, or a nazi with coeliac disease

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[Arby's drive-thru] (muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

Wind chill on a temperature is like sales tax on a price

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The collective noun for a group of gorillas should be a 'kongregation'.

submitted 22 days ago • 12 comments

Fixed it, byatchez

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments