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Liam Neeson’s Stunt double
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Topher Grace’s name is actually Christopher
He (or his parents) probably changed his stage name to Topher because there might have been another actor named Christopher Grace or maybe because he/they are a weird family & are just pretentious?
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You still have a KMart?
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Dumb fact…
Lion King is just the Disney version of Shakespeare’s Hamlet (the plot is the same)
The TV show Sons Of Anarchy is also just another version of Shakespeare’s Hamlet
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If that ever happens, just blame it on Grimace or the Hamburglar
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Or…
As dependable as wet toilet paper
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Well done. 👏😀
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I could totally see the Swedish Chef as professional assassin
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If it ever turns into a Hippo nightmare just throw marbles at it
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To defeat a polar bear, you have to think like a polar bear
So next time we will be ready for him
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Happy birthday to the late-great Chris Farley
If he was alive today he would be 61
Sorry about the Buzz-kill
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On another pirate ship, someone is looking through a spyglass & seeing the “crimson sails”
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I read the Cliff Notes version of it
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Try saying “Jesus fucking tits”
That way you can offend lots of people
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I’m economically challenged Batman
My Batmobile is a Nissan & instead of a cool grappling hook gun I have one of those old person EZ reacher-grabber sticks
Normally I tell my secret identity after the 3rd date. So after the date she can maybe drop me off to fight crime & save me a few bucks on gas
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I’m economically challenged Batman
My Batmobile is a Nissan & instead of a cool grappling hook gun I have one of those old person EZ reacher-grabber sticks
Normally I tell my secret identity after the 3rd date. So after the date she can maybe drop me off to fight crime & save me a few bucks on gas
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You that they have watching “stuck porn scenarios” if one of them pretends to be trapped in a tire swing or something
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We might have to get you a fast pass too?
That way the pallbearers don’t have to stand in line for an hour holding your casket
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You can just leave my Amazon package outside the door & I will get it when I’m finished.
Thank you!
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Damn metric system
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I tried wearing a little propeller hat while kayaking, but it didn’t help me go faster
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You might want to double check your math on that?
I know a guy who help out with that….
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I have posted this before 👇
Or a female Disney princess that is a serial killer?
I’m thinking of the Lizzie Borden story & you can make the hatchet into a talking character (kind of like the teapot in Beauty & the Beast). Then have them sing some songs & boom you got a movie
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That guy looks like Brian Keith, who was in lots of movies & TV shows back in the 70s & 80s