i'd like my funeral to be at a theme park and then at the end please make my coffin go down the log ride - ThreadSky

ygrene.bsky.social • 24 days ago

i'd like my funeral to be at a theme park and then at the end please make my coffin go down the log ride

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paulocalvo.bsky.social•24 days ago

Use me as fertiliser.

ygrene.bsky.social•24 days ago

sprinkle my ashes on some nice flowers (in the theme park)

paulocalvo.bsky.social•24 days ago

Now you got it right.
I can't ask that for myself, I'm afraid the plants would not survive...

almightygosh.bsky.social•24 days ago

Dibs on riding shotgun in that casket on the way down.

mr-oldman.bsky.social•24 days ago

You can use me in the haunted house.
https://www.kcrw.com/news/shows/greater-la/halloween/elmer-mccurdy

tragedyofthestooge.bsky.social•24 days ago

Flumeral

notheotherjohn.bsky.social•24 days ago

Theme park photo on the mantle of your open casket going down, your arms propped up for the drop

crispb.bsky.social•24 days ago

Great idea, I’m doing that.

seancreedon.bsky.social•24 days ago

Weekend at Bernie's III

profmikesell.bsky.social•24 days ago

Doom Flume

rowyourbot.bsky.social•24 days ago

I agree. We need to change our culture so spectacular funerals become a thing. So I'm writing down that I don't want a coffin but to be wrapped in a shroud and then at the end of the flume is a school of waiting sharks.

ps-tricks.bsky.social•24 days ago

what pose & facial expression do you want for the ride photo?

ygrene.bsky.social•24 days ago

like i'm taking my elementary school picture

ps-tricks.bsky.social•24 days ago

then maybe go down again so you can do a fun one?

or a group shot, depending on how all the other members of your elementary school class are doing?

mightypinkink.bsky.social•23 days ago

I get that. I want to die right before Christmas so I ruin it. I hate to be forgotten.

krtbluesky.bsky.social•24 days ago

There should be a make a wish foundation for dead people.

tweetpotato314.bsky.social•24 days ago

me: i’m sorry for your loss

widow: thank you *hands me two corn dogs* please hold these for a moment i’m going to get a corn dog

ygrene.bsky.social•24 days ago

the only thing i regret about having the corn dog bar there is that i wish it was someone else’s funeral

livingjetlag.bsky.social•24 days ago

If you rise back up as a vampire, we'll have the corn dog stakes to put you back down again.

ygrene.bsky.social•24 days ago

(my hair looking perfectly Draculaian) well now i am reconsidering the corn dog bar

livingjetlag.bsky.social•24 days ago

Oooh! Oooh! Can we have fried dough? Please can we can we can we? Pleeeeeeeaaaase!

krahan31.bsky.social•24 days ago

I thought this was its own standing tweet and I was like I’m laughing and idk why this is art!!

mapleberry.bsky.social•24 days ago

Goalz

ygrene.bsky.social•24 days ago

also i want it to be night time and i am wearing one of those glow in the dark necklaces

vermontchicken.bsky.social•24 days ago

Just one?!?

waynefryback.bsky.social•24 days ago

The log ride closed last year. ☹️

ygrene.bsky.social•24 days ago

just send my down dry. please?

waynefryback.bsky.social•24 days ago

thebeardidlady.bsky.social•24 days ago

If they did that with my coffin I'd be fluming!

robmcfadden.bsky.social•24 days ago

boo this person

marrowsoup15.bsky.social•24 days ago

Poetry

draconianhustle.bsky.social•24 days ago

We might have to get you a fast pass too?
That way the pallbearers don’t have to stand in line for an hour holding your casket

shawndcrabtree.bsky.social•24 days ago

Imagine someone flashes on the way down and the park won’t sell the photos

effeverything.bsky.social•24 days ago

I mean... it's a great idea right?🤷‍♀️

sandrat.bsky.social•24 days ago

With a turkey leg strapped to the lid

arlnee.bsky.social•23 days ago

set mine on fire first like a proper viking

ratherearnest.bsky.social•24 days ago

Arms flying in the air...

deranton.bsky.social•24 days ago

And funeral attendees are sitting in the splash zone

gratefuljim.bsky.social•24 days ago

Hands up??

dottegirl.bsky.social•24 days ago

I’d like mine at night please. When I splash down at the end my loved ones could honor me with an arch of sparklers!

jeffbell408.bsky.social•23 days ago

I want to be buried in a silty stream bed to improve my chances at fossilization.

digitalbeth.digital•24 days ago

mavsfa.bsky.social•23 days ago

coloradobearclaw.bsky.social•24 days ago

I heard they do that all the time at Dollywood

ygrene.bsky.social•24 days ago

she really is the best of us

lanyardigan.bsky.social•24 days ago

The coffin’s hat flew off. It’s somewhere in the filter system. Beautiful

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