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Death to empires. Crazy hair. Laser eyes. Your favourite mentally ill stay-at-home parents favourite mentally ill stay-at-home parent. Mostly dad jokes. ✡️🍉 (never again includes everybody) 🇦🇷 (in Berlin) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (femme enby) They/Them
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Greta Thunberg, jihadist

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

Citation needed. Education is a federal issue and it shows

The best thing about ageing is remembering your mistakes in far less detail.

You gotta have at least a flicker of “are we the baddies” when you’re talking like a cartoon witch

bringing this over

We wanted to understand the theory that Joe Biden was executed and replaced by clones in 2020. So we talked with three involuntarily celibate crypto investors at a Whataburger in Buford.

*sees joke post* *scratches chin thoughtfully* "Hmm, I wonder how I can make this about politics?" *typey, typey, typey* *sits back to admire work* *hits "reply"*

🚨PSA: from now until july 1st it is ILLEGAL for cishets to have any pride whatsoever

be crimes do gay

Ihr hängt Euch an Zutaten auf, aber ich kenne die Anekdote, wie eine deutsche Bäckerei in Okahandja, Namibia, an einem 20. April einmal die Kreuze auf den Tafelbrötchen variierte.

Today, the first day of pride month, the English FA begins its ban on trans women in women’s football. Checked the “LGBT inclusion” page on their website to see if anything had been updated & it still contains this paragraph. “address barriers to participation”? You are the barrier!

he keeps getting spam labels. it seems discouraging. if you have the means to help, please do

Correction: What if RFK Jr is actually 10 trillion bacteria in a trench coat?

Ich habe für den @tagesspiegel.de über Ärzt*innen und Freiwillige geschrieben, die in den USA ungewollt Schwangere in Staaten mit Abtreibungsverboten mit den nötigen Medikamenten für einen Abbruch versorgen - und dabei selbst großes persönliches Risiko eingehen, um zu helfen.

Dollar’s correlation with Treasury yields breaks down on.ft.com/3FgBiJC

This is California. In Summer. Melt ICE.

The Trump administration deported a 31-year-old Salvadoran man minutes after a federal appeals court barred his removal while his case proceeded, the government admitted in a court filing this week.

We’re so fucked.

in 2015, I sent my beloved aunt—a lawyer—an email after a sit down conversation. It said, "You and I are extremely close and it hurts me that you are reading websites associated with white supremacists." I laid out, in full detail, how those websites were linked to neo-nazis. She kept reading them.

This is the thing people kept telling us to do for going on ten years and it doesn’t work in any way that moves the national needle. I watched that Heaven’s Gate documentary, the survivors say they still think about going for it.

Israel is literally using food distribution sites as a trap to bomb starving people and we're supposed to be good little sycophants and pretend this is a "war" and not a campaign of extermination. I refuse. The blood of my people in the camps cries out in solidarity with Palestinians now.

It’s odd to me that “we need to restore Christian values to Europe” is not coded as anti-Semitic even though it is, quite literally, anti-semitism’s original form.

Alice Weidel lässt massenhaft Nutzer verfolgen nach dem Paragrafen 188, den die AfD abschaffen will. Das hat sie delegiert, “sie würde das zeitlich nicht schaffen”. Sie ist auch nicht die einzige in der AfD, die Strafanträge stellt.

Do you have any games on your phone?

I'm Baraa from Gaza We are living in very difficult conditions. We are dying of hunger, thirst and the war of extermination. I need... 300$To provide treatment for my mother, please save my mother’s life, please don’t let me down, please 🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭🍉 gofund.me/6d66e025

i had to gnaw my own leg off trying to get out of your thirst trap

The punchy boys will convince me of their usefulness after all

Happy pride to me and to you and to the bisexual bats and the gay giraffes and the lesbian albatrosses, and the trans fish and everybody else. Happy pride.

Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈

'Go to Israel where Jews belong' is the same thing German neo nazis scream at German Jews. Idk. Strange bedfellows, except not at all.

More empathy for Gaza in 1 Holocaust survivor than in all of the German left together

Veronika Cohen, 80, Holocaust survivor: “I don’t think we can remember our suffering without acknowledging the suffering of Gaza, the deaths of tens of thousands of children, the starvation that’s going on this minute, for which we are partially responsible. It occupies the same place in my heart.”

Respect to Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera and all the unnamed and unknown queens and dolls and fairies that put on for Gay Power and Queer Liberation. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

International human rights lawyer

the impact monsters Inc had on my psychosexual development should be studied

Here's a thread of verified civilians, trapped and starving in Gaza. Their accounts get deleted here, so these are their direct fund pages. Please give, they survive on donations due to the aid blockade. And help other verified people here. They're not all scammers, they're human beings. 🙏❤️ Tasneem

„Finden Sie, dass in Geschichte noch über Hitler gesprochen werden muss?“ - „Das hat doch mit uns Heute gar nichts mehr zu tun!“. Wo? An einer Schule, bei der zur vergangenen U18-Wahl 80 Prozent der Schüler*innen AfD gewählt haben. Nicht 40, 50 Prozent: Nein, 80 Prozent. (1/10)

5 years ago every LinkedIn Dude was posting pictures of Greta Thunberg with hollow 'inspiring' messages of action on climate change and fawning about her bravery As soon as she took up the cause of Palestinians being killed they stopped

Also, my genders.

t4t vibes

I have thoughts about the way Hamburg crime novels are usually way more wet than cold. Berlin area is more cold than wet though (unless Spreewald, obv). And Southern Germany and Austria are definitely sad and drunk. See kids, and that's why we don't hyperfixate. Anyways.

They'll go from "Oh if you like Palestinians so much, why don't you go to Gaza" to "Oh you're going to Gaza? Hope you'll get murdered" without skipping a beat

I’m a work in regress

Why is Pride in June? Because Pride goeth before autumn.

When left-wing American Jews comment on a rise in antisemitism in the US - without ever mentioning Israel or attempting to scapegoat Palestinian solidarity activism - here are some trends over the course of the decade since Trump first ran for President that they are likely referring to: