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Death to empires. Crazy hair. Laser eyes. Your favourite mentally ill stay-at-home parents favourite mentally ill stay-at-home parent. Mostly dad jokes. ✡️🍉 (never again includes everybody) 🇦🇷 (in Berlin) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (femme enby) They/Them
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i need bitch leave so bad. holy shit please let me take a leave of absence due to mad. short term disability bc of pissed off

"Bluesky feeds are so depressing all the time" have they considered perhaps we just live in depressing times so that's just gonna be how it is for a bit if folks are staying informed and being honest

This reminds me of that time one of the designer girlies in secondary school joined the comic club because the popular theatre kid did, and then she was shocked that all the other girls(*gender identities might have changed) there didn't really vibe with her

Every single one of these stories is so incredibly funny if you remember back to the days when having 800 followers made you a Bluesky warlord and there would be fights over the ethics of spaghetti

look just saying, I know people who would be super glad if the rice counting ended in an hour

Times of Israel reports that Mohammed bin Salman has instructed his staff to prepare for him to attend the UN conference in New York next week— though a final decision has not yet been made. If he does attend, it is expected that this means France and possibly the UK will recognize Palestine.

In my experience, exhibiting stereotypically male-coded interests on social media means the algorithm serves you rightwing content. It's not just X

Weil irgendwelche selbsternannten Anti-Antisemitismus-Jäger meinen, seit Monaten (post-)migrantische, kulturelle Räume ins Visier nehmen zu müssen und inmitten eines gesellschaftlichen Rechtsrucks dafür sorgen wollen, dass diesen auch noch die Gelder entzogen werden: (1/2)

We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off. This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive". We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.

posting is praxis

Pro-tip to Blueskyers - when you get good news celebrate it, share it and do not somehow turn it into bad news. The snark on this platform is far too often exhausting, corrosive and exactly what MAGA would want you to be doing - turning good news for us into something not good.

a hot democratic socialist may be about to win the NYC mayoral primary

For those who missed it, I recommend this by @readfearn.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/environment/...

“‘You think you are talking to an objective confidant or guide, but actually what you are looking into is some kind of distorted mirror — that mirrors back to your own beliefs,’ said Matthew Nour, a psychiatrist and researcher in neuroscience and AI at Oxford university.”

It really is crazy how they’ve gotten raked over the coals for this stuff consistently for a decade plus and they just can’t help themselves

The question housed & homeless people alike keep asking the jackboots of the state & capital at the point of their guns is WHERE DO YOU WANT US TO GO Time and time again, they back us against the wall then beat, shoot and arrest us for not being able to move

The medical term is IBS, I think

"it is precisely those individuals Germany aims to attract to address its skilled labour shortage who are most likely to leave". This really saddens me - several friends who have the option to leave have done so, citing the racism as an explicit reason. One of them said, "it broke my heart".

"We aren't taking your rights away" "We aren't taking your rights away" "We aren't taking your rights away" "We aren't taking your rights away" "You never had those rights to begin with"

"Ist das Klagen über die schwindende Diskussionskultur in Wirklichkeit einfach Jammern über den Machtverlust?" Ja.

President LBJ's favorite gag was to drive guests to his Texas ranch around in his car. While driving, he'd radio to Secret Service inquiring about brake repairs. They'd respond: "we haven't had time, sir". Then he'd drive the car right into the lake, shouting: "No brakes! No brakes!"

in australia, you never see anyone later. just maybe in a little while.

@dramaticdaisies.bsky.social The world has let us down so much.Don't turn your back on us, please don't.This link carries the pain of three hungry,exhausted families, and our sick child who is suffering from anemia. We haven't received anything so far. Please.🍉 Share, your support is our only voice

United States letter to PSL (party for socialism and liberation)

David Walliams in the news is it? Well, standards must be upheld. I hand you over to the legendary Barry Cryer for the definitive word on the cunt

The amount of shit I’ve seen people say about trans men thanks to one former man detransitioning is actually heinous. It’s heinous.

So another one of these came today and I took a closer look. Some of its claims seem pretty wild. But they include citations in tiny print at the bottom, after an invitation to "check the facts." So I did. You may need to sit down for this: Andrew Cuomo is not being entirely honest!

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I don’t think non physicians realize how for real physicians, vaccines is a controversy like flat earth or creationism or birds aren’t real "No true Scotsman" actually holds here it's hard to really describe how baffling this is, how frustrating its been to see grow and how high the price will be

God no the last thing the world needs is that man having another stroke

jon fetterman becomes the first us senator to be flagged by content filters after badly misreading a memo about the "post-Hogg era"

Confirming if you have a trans inclusive service it can't be single sex. Falkner asked how she's going to tell who is trans "I could make an informed judgment but i would not be able to definitely tell" Now rambling on about 'trust' that people will use the correct toilets not toilet police

Give it to a toddler. They'll smash it out faster than you can say 'let me turn on child safety first'

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

Praying to the gods of AI that Maya Forstater isn't real 🙏

"You're so funny" Thanks, I don't know where I am

umm your joke was already made by a minor twitter account in 2014, like maybe read the entire internet before you post?

Absolutely wild. The EHRC appear to have cancelled their board meeting in Glasgow because of the protest outside their offices on Friday 2nd May. You can see the "serious risk of violence" play out for yourself in this video.