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drawthatredst.one
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going to eventually make an essay about how the ai boom has been the best and worst thing ever simultaneously

lost my apple pencil

you need to watch severance if you haven't already watched severance. you'll thank me later

Fine, I will reset the “Earth” simulation 🙄 What a waste of time this was.

here's my impression of the baby that's on my flight: waaaaahhh

nintendo switch 2 and severance season 2 episode 1 dropping on the same day. i'm spoiled. i'm absolutely spoiled

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

the third installment of the sonic the hedgehog movie was fantastic. i wasn't really sure what to expect, the first two felt pretty okay-ish to me, but they really knocked it out of the park this time. like it starts a tad slow but then just really ramps up & maintains its peakness until the end

incredible stuff happening on this server

for the past month i’ve been desensitizing myself to notifications by having my phone send me random pushes it hasn’t worked at all, but I do check my phone more and feel insane all the time

did you know: the java programming language was made in response to the industry saying they felt that they needed a language with a derpy mascot. there is no reason for its inception other than duke's existence

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i lived in a place with a bidet for one year & now every time i shit i reminisce of how much nicer it was when the toilet did the cleaning for me

what would be greatly beneficial at this stage in my life is a lump sum of approximately five bajillion dollars

i've recently been doing a fun game where i intentionally take the case off & then drop my phone face down. that way if i ever accidentally drop it it'll know what to expect

(guy who hates the "dance party ending") BOOOOOOOOOOOO. END IT WITH DIALOGUE. WHY ARE THEY DANCING. CUT THE MUSIC. STOP CLAPPING!!

(driving in New York City at 2:45am) time to use my horn for no fucking reason

they've got to study why you lose all inhibitions at airports. like sure yeah man i'll pay $8 for that water bottle why not

LIFE TIP THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW: if you are ever bored, you can simulate a full game of tetris in your head. try it out

after a long and difficult conversation with some of my pigeon friends, i have decided to stop using the phrase "pigeonholing"

if you have dreams of playing in the nfl someday, the good news is that it doesn't really require any skill. you can just head out there and dick around for a few hours and odds are you'll do just fine

why do people say "i wish both sides of your pillow are cold" like it's an abstract uncontrollable thing. like thanks for the well wishes but i'll just turn down the thermostat bro

professors making things due at 10pm is hilarious. like yeah right pal you aren't sitting there at 10:16pm same night grading get real

it takes real restraint from every single person alive to not constantly be freaking out about everything. good job everyone

i miss youtube community caption contributions. one one hand they were absolutely terrible and often had fans inserting their own commentary on every single line said without any understanding on how to properly style captions. but on the other you'd get like 20+ languages on every vid that's socool

deltarune is 6 years old i feel ill

just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child

(driving in New York City at 6:32am) time to use my horn for no fucking reason

how much i look forward to advent of code as the day goes on (graphed)

got some friends messaging me that Bluesky has me showing up with "unknown handle" below my name. this is actually because i am frequently "off the handle" (cool)

any time someone online tells me to "drink water" or to "stay hydrated" i intentionally deprive myself of liquids for the next twelve hours

COMMENCE PHASE II (posting about something other than what it’s like being on here)