drewofalltrades.bsky.social
Self-taught woodworker, moderately burnt-out acupuncturist, defective liver caretaker, avid comics, film, tv, and animation appreciator. Probably other qualities, too. I built that guitar.
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Foxes are actively lobbying for domestication. It’s adorable to watch.
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Same goes for children, for the same reason.
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I couldn’t pick one song, but the 90s 1-2 punch of Outside and Earthling are my favorite albums.
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So, not so much a fan, more of a sex pest.
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Men, I challenge you to try this:
-Stand in the place where you live
-Face north
-Think about direction
-Wonder why you haven't before
-Stand in the place where you work
-Face west
-Think about the place where you live
-Wonder why you haven't before
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2-4 eggs/day but not for breakfast? What kind of psychopath would do that? Eggs aren’t cheap either. Did an egg lobbyist write this list?
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Gotta tone down the rhetoric.
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He said he doesn’t get the point. Something about how do you have a transactional relationship with a dog?
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I have a theory that in every long-running one-hour drama series eventually someone will get amnesia. Has that happened yet?
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Fantastic thread. The second pic of Jean-Michel Basquiat looks like he’s wrapped in scarves and shawls. Like if he dropped his arms they would all fall off.
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Thank god he doesn’t live in Georgia, where one of the major places to get a couch is Badcock Furniture.
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I watched the original on shudder after seeing the first teaser a while back. Best possible outcome I think, considering how much the trailers are giving away.
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So many people over here screenshot nazi posts from twitter to show what’s going on over there that I wind up seeing much more of it on blue sky than I ever did on twitter.
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The look that must be on this dude’s face when he gets up to the counter, expecting his well-deserved thank you.
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I have a hopeful prediction that Trump’s eventual demise will cause the Republican Party to split in two, and then we might actually get away from the two-party system.
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The “band name, album title, and album cover all in one post” hat trick.
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This is literally a Simpsons gag. All that’s missing is Hans Moleman as the driver.
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“The last thing I remember someone leaned in and whispered in my ear, ‘milk thistle.’ Then everything just went red.”
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Every movie star has a little Jenna Maroni on their shoulder, whispering in their ear.
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youtu.be/1DSlm_yJALQ?...
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That’s reasonable
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The first rule of Tom Tomorrow is, “You don’t talk about Tom Tomorrow.”
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Years ago I shared the article you wrote at Cracked, “5 Hard Truths to Help You Become a Better Person,” iirc. I lost two friends that I’d known for years in real life. One of them was in his 30s, still living with his parents and trying to make it as a novelist despite never finishing a story.
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Got it. Thanks!
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I’ve heard it’s pretty common knowledge that those two cheesesteak shops on opposing corners (the ones that offer cheese whiz) are kinda subpar tourist attractions. Yet invariably these are the ones politicians frequent. Do they not know or do they not care?
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What is alt-text for?
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Plus, you basically need a month or more to be proficient with Linux, and it needs to be a computer that you use regularly or you’ll forget everything you learned. Linux users have either forgotten or are downplaying what a commitment of time and energy it is.
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I guess it’s referring to the “give it a good whack and see if that fixes it” era of home maintenance. I still meet people who bang on their desktop pc or television when it malfunctions.
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Just when you thought they couldn’t top the Trump golden diapers that were going around during the trial.
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What better reality check could you ask for than to find yourself stuck in Russia, owing Vladimir Putin a favor?
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Apps so tasty! Damn autocorrect.
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Do you think people talked to each other while they were watching silent movies? I’m sure there was at least someone who thought they doing everyone a favor by reading the captions out loud.
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I just want to know if the posted showtime is when the commercials start, when the trailers start, or when the movie starts. It’s the inconsistency that stresses me out.
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If I win the lottery I’m financing a remake of Goodfellas starring Tom Hardy, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Daniel Craig.
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Did nobody learn the lessons imparted by The Last Boy Scout?
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Glad to hear it! I have the same plan for when Win10 stops being functional or copilot becomes unavoidable.
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As a kid, that was always so much fun reading the booklet on the way home from the mall or wherever you got the game.
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Never Stop Never Stopping
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Big Trouble in Little China or Hudson Hawk. If I’m allowed to have the movie playing on mute I could do a few dozen.
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He sounded like Joe Pesci when he had his broken in Lethal Weapon 2.
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Have republicans ever once gotten permission to use a song beforehand? This happens every election.
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How do these differ from English muffins?