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When your anti-masturbation tweet is unintentionally a pro-masturbation tweet.

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FIRE UP THE GOON ALARM I WROTE ABOUT MARVEL RIVALS PORN FOR ROLLNG STONE www.rollingstone.com/culture/rs-g...

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Happy 1st birthday, DIY!! Let’s take a look back at a few highlights from the past year… 🧵

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“I grew up Catholic” is a euphemism for “I am an atheist.”

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Draw me a diagram how this will materially improve the life of anyone.

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My new number one fan 🇺🇸

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Bob Dylan already made a movie about the current Trumpist regime. In 2003.

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Date idea: a Lady and the Tramp type kiss, but with dual-ended lobotomy picks.

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I often wonder if this woman is still boycotting Hobby Lobby four years after she saw one of my sexual health posts where I jokingly included a Hobby Lobby hashtag, and she believed I was officially speaking on behalf of the company.

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Hear me out. What if your demand for “closure” is bullshit? What if closure doesn’t actually help you but is really just about control? www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

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Premature ejaculators should yell “Behold!” right before orgasm.

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Let’s make a collective 2025 goal to prioritize people over profits, pleasure over productivity, and Planned Parenthood over the Pope.

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When we have shared interests in bird feeders and sexual fetishes, texts from my wife can be confusing.

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Thank you to everyone who has bought, read, and reviewed DIY since its release in March! It’s been wonderful to see the reactions from readers this year. I’m usually self-deprecating, but I’m actually really proud of this book and I’m excited to write my next one in 2025!

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My favorite book of 2024 was this remarkable first outing by @drsprankle.bsky.social a brilliant ride through the history and science of the most prevalent sexual behavior of our species. I can’t remember laughing out loud this much from any book. Highly recommended. www.powells.com/book/diy-978...

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I know I wrote a book about masturbation, but it wasn’t a memoir.

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My top 10 horror movies of 2024: 10) Daddy’s Head 9) The Coffee Table 8) Azrael 7) Handling the Undead 6) Longlegs 5) Maxxxine 4) Nosferatu 3) The Devil’s Bath 2) The Substance 1) Oddity

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😭😭😭😭

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Sexual relationships can be: • casual • communal • committed • commercial • configured whichever way is authentic for you, even if that means your religious aunt makes the sign of the cross when you enter the room

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Mina wants you to know this holiday is about her.

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A man just ordered “a twenty inch latte” and he meant ounces I’m sure but I laughed because I’m a pervert and immature

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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

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My prediction is Justin Baldoni will disclose a “sex addiction,” disappear for a while to some new age retreat, and try to rebuild his career speaking out against “evil temptations” in our culture that hurt men.

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“How dare the system we created to ban their books is being used to ban our books.” - Rep. Jared Patterson

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I’m making a selfish case for sex ed. Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/scarletl...

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@drsprankle.bsky.social you sparked quite the debate on FB.

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I’m getting into the holiday spirit by sitting near a fire eating Christmas cookies and reading case studies on sadomasochists. #tistheseason

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Look who’s a Hustler cover boy! Big shout out to @mikeadamsofficial.bsky.social for the 8-page feature interview and to Travis Shinn for the photoshoot 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Have a bowl out of spite.

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That’s not what Trent Reznor was singing about.