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I can't decide whether I dislike Bernie or the establishment Democrats more.

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Hot singles in your area can be used to run steam turbines and generate clean power for your community.

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Hot singles in your area are a cinch to pick off with an infrared night-vision scope.

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In a hurry? Hot singles in your area cook fast in an iron skillet.

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You’re having a panic attack, Charlie Brown

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This has displaced the deaths of Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa as the story of 2025 I most desperately wish I had never read.

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What I say into the mirror each morning:

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oh really? you're into women? name 6 of their favorite bugs

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Spoke with neighbor whose Social Security payments are now 2 months behind, and the third one is a day late so far.

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shocked and horrified to learn that our system of hyper-individualistic personal transportation using 5,000 metal boxes costing $50k new on average to navigate a built environment that wildly restricts the movement of anyone too poor to buy in also allows people to speed, what is that about?

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bullying works just ask my cat

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I will never understand why the media feels the need to whitewash RFK Jr constantly. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

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★★★★★ review: “The sadness just feels different from other casinos.”

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Barron Rejected From Iowa Lakes Community College. Federal Sanctions To Follow.

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ICE wearing masks is their great self-own. Want to lose a PR battle? Wear masks. 53 years ago, a Black September militant posed on a balcony at Munich for 30 seconds, serving up a caricature of Palestinians which had nothing to do with reality. I was 6 when I saw this. It’s still terrifying.

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Starshit

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Lost in the whole saga of Lady Jane Grey is that England barely escaped having a pile of portraits, beer mugs and commemorative plates with "Queen Jane I" on them. Whew!

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whenever people say this is the worst time ever i think they should find a black person over the age of 70 and see what they say. im far from a rose glasses type person but come on.

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AI loves the em dash almost as much as my mother loved smoking while pregnant.

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Now it’s less about the sex and more about lymphatic drainage.

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NAMES OF THE 2025 WOMEN’S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES Addisen Brenlee Braiesey Camryn Chaney Cydney Graycen Jaden Kayden Kadey Kasidi Karlyn Kaylynn Keagan Kedre Kenleigh Kinsey Korbe Kierston Lair Paytn Persy Ramsey Remmington Regan Raegan Reagan Shylien Stefini Teagan and… FOUR (!) players named Rylee

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Get the FUCK outta my pancake thread is officially a new expression I'll be employing

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If you have an emergency in the hotel, dial 963 followed by #, then choose option 4, then your room number, then choose option 7.

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Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

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reject the 9 to 5 embrace 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

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Happy Birthday, Peter Cushing 🎂📽️

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Broken piano chords in the right hand define 1990s cinema. It's the same soundtrack cliche for 10 straight years, and I have a bottomless appetite for it. Establishing shot of DC/NY/SF? Make those piano chords triplets! (Currently watching 90s thrillers, plus the entire X-Files.)

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And yet somehow stealing food just to survive is a crime.

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