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dtictac.bsky.social
he/him, 27, gadigal land, musician and union fella up the fkn giants 🍊
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“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

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*white boy approaching two random people* does poly want a cracker

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One million white guys experience their first ego crisis listening to Bill Burr recite the communist manifesto. The revolution has been ignited

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

this is a message to the awful little coughing child at the hamburger store that i got the flu from. i have recovered and i am going to find you like liam newson and kick your little ass

submitted 18 days ago • 22 comments

Australia’s billionaires raked in $67,000 an hour last year. While millions struggled to afford rent or groceries. It’s time to turn the tables. The Greens have announced our plan to tax Australia's 150 billionaires to fund cost of living relief. Join the campaign: greens.org.au/billionaires

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I couldn’t keep quiet any longer and spoke in Parliament about the fossil-fuelled origins of Advance and its links to the shadowy billionaire-run Atlas Network. Make no mistake these groups are trying to undermine democracy to line their own pockets and they are coming after the Greens.

submitted 26 days ago • 12 comments

The Greens have announced our plan for 50c public transport fares across the country. This would put up to $2,400 a year back in the pocket of a full-time worker - paid for by making big corporations and billionaires pay their fair share of tax.

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There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.

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I came across this graph from @australiainstitute.org.au's David Richardson this long weekend. Just look at how the share of economic growth slowly changes to favour the top 10% at the expense of 90% of Australians. The system is rigged.

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Woke priests be like I now pronouns you hisband and theyfe

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Yeah pizza's great. If you can figure out how to eat the damn thing

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silent hill 2 remake by beloved

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The olivegardchy

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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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*arguing with flight attendant* he’s my EMOTIONAL SUPPORT gen x boyfriend

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Man goes to doctor. Says his ass hurts. Says it's from sitting at computer all day. Says he sits until his ass hurts. Says he sits at computer during work and after work. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Sit at computer less. Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I love sitting at computer'

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Look at this fucking idiot

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got accosted by teenagers back in 2020. to defend myself i yelled “my mum says im poggers”…. they robbed me of my fucking dignity

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Scrooge leaning out of a window: you there, chat, is this real

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Behold, my piss de resistance,

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Sign in a millennial furry household: yiff yaugh yove

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me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

submitted 68 days ago • 17 comments

The west has fallen

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I remember the time Gerard whately said “hokball skibi sigma” live on tv. I felt as though I’d just left the somme

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she loves me *snips foreskin* she loves me not *snips foreskin* she loves me *snips foreskin* she loves me not *snips foreskin* she loves me *snips foreskin* she loves me not *snips foreskin* she loves me

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DeLonghi pinguino 2.6kw portable air conditioner my beloved

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

sending deep fake nudes of my self to women and being like "can you believe theyre doing thus to me!! Uggh! tech bros are the WORST"

submitted 79 days ago • 17 comments

yelling “piss world” at every occupied stall in the public restroom

submitted 81 days ago • 4 comments

Sean Bean (shawn bawn)

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Some men are scared when their wife becomes possessed by an ancient evil entity. Not me. I happen to find the way she scurries about on the ceiling whimsical and charming

submitted 83 days ago • 12 comments

The fact that the ceo killer played 20 hours of disco elysium explains a decent amount

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

submitted 83 days ago • 97 comments

wow, ok. unfollowing now. i was a fan of his targeted murders. was not aware of his problematic tweets.

submitted 84 days ago • 24 comments

i watched 2001 a space odyssey. i liked it. i thought the part with the slab was very relatable. i have seen slabs in my life too

submitted 87 days ago • 94 comments

19 year old cLOUDDEAD loving me would be buzzing rn

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I just want to get new connies what is this url trying to tell me

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Me, a Sydneysider, reading the news about that American healthcare ceo:

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I mean

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art director at fuck you

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Mc ride fucking up the lyrics: I close my eyes and seize it I clench my fist beize it I light my torch and burn it I am the beast I wurn it

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