I don’t know why this made me giggle so hard. Anyway, I eat mine with a fork and knife, drenched in Ken’s Steakhouse buttermilk ranch. Like a steak. Except pizza.
If it's New York style.... Absolutely! Deep dish, crispy crust, french bread.... However you like, just no knife & fork... Unless you have more toppings than actual pizza.
Grab it with both hands, sink your teeth in the edge, rip and tear, thrash side to side into a piece small enough to chew tears free, perform crocodile rolls if necessary.
Fold the whole pizza in half, then, holding it in position, insert your tongue and use upward strokes to extrude the innards.
Italians usually roll it into a straw shape and suck, but that is frowned upon in most red states.
Round and/or triangular and/or square food got you down? Try oatmeal, the bowl-shaped food! A palette pleaser without any pesky corners to stab your soft palette!
What? When would anyone start eating a crust of a pizza dead center? Politics aside, even if you finish the entire pizza bar the crust, you eat that thing like a bread stick.
Tbf growing up/living in NY Metro, my entire knowledge of CT is along the I-95 corridor, a little on 87 and 684 - I’ve never seen square cut pizza though. Kinda curious though also “why” comes to mind…
First, you kinda hold it in your hand and caress it, maybe stroke it a little. Then, gently lick the tip and kinda swirl your tongue around it. Next, you fold your lips around your teeth and slide the whole slice across your tongue and into your throat.
Don't yell or laugh at me, but, I eat it with a knife and fork. I hate to eat with my bare hands. That includes tacos, I do use my hands cuz knives don't work that well on tortillas. It's weird, and it is what it is.
That is exactly what mine says. I suspect there was a year some time in the 60s or 70s where everyone got really mad at heathens for some reason and it really stuck with them even though no generation before or after uses that word.
Thing is my mother couldn’t care less about non-Christians for years of my life. I’m assuming she picked it up from my grandmother. The one who first supported my coming out to the family lol ironic
Thankfully, I have no issues there. Has anyone figured out how to make your pizza instantly reappear after you've 'finished' eating one, tho? Like, I wasn't done.. ._.
i think it's unfair to assume that people struggle with eating pizza. it's a widely enjoyed food globally. maybe it's the way you're holding the slice?
Roll it up, slurp all the sauce out like a go-gurt. Light the other end once the sauce is properly sucked. Breath in that Italian aroma. You should be tasting the true flavours of the culture right there. Then you want to take the cheese that's melted off the lit end, and save that for the next za.
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Me: Is this not the right hole?
#pizza
Maybe better get 2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tompouce?wprov=sfti1#
Italians usually roll it into a straw shape and suck, but that is frowned upon in most red states.
When it's good, it's great.
When it's bad, it's still kinda good.
Step 2: Put pizza in.
Step 3: Bite.
Step 4: Chew 20-32 times.
Step 5: Swallow.
Repeat until there is no more pizza.
https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc
(Would this be considered a pizza with pizza as toppings, or a lasagna?)
All work, all delicious, Papa John's. Pizza pizza.
and hold them bent.
How about I just swallow it in one bite?